Apple’s profits tank
So, it is using its cash pile to boost its share value
The fruity cargo cult known as Apple begrudgingly acknowledged that its quarterly profits dipped as consumer interest in its overhyped gadgets waned.
Huawei funding US research
We don't want you guys to fall behind
Chinese Telecommunications behemoth Huawei is clandestinely supporting advanced research at American institutions, including Harvard, via a separate foundation headquartered in Washington.
Microsoft orders cops to stop using its AI
Arrested development
Microsoft, the software king of the world, has banned US cops from using generative AI from its Azure OpenAI Service.
Hedy's gear can see the stars now
Hubble Network has become the first company in history to establish a Bluetooth connection directly to a satellite, a critical technology validation that could potentially open the door to connecting millions more devices anywhere in the world.
Launching on May 14 at $299.99
Amazon has briefly jumped the gun on AMD's Ryzen 7 8700F APU, which should launch alongside the Ryzen 5 8400F on May 14th, listing it for pre-order at $299.99.
AMD’s AI results anger Wall Street
Bubble bursts
The Cocaine Nose Jobs of Wall Street are furious after AMD’s results were not as wonderful as they expected.
Google paid Apple $20 billion to go on Safari
Microsoft paid $10 billion to rule AI
Search engine Google paid the fruity cargo cult Apple $20 billion in 2022 as protection money to be the default search engine in Jobs’ Mob’s Safari browser.
Google might be getting cold feet about RISC-V
Too much of a risky business for now
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that Google is starting to get cold feet about supporting the RISC-V chip.
Amazon makes a killing from the cloud
We're in the money
Amazon has unfurled its Q1 financial tapestry, revealing sales of $143.3bn (€121.7bn) and an operating income that's nothing to sniff at, $15.3 billion (€13 billion).
Micron ships 128GB DDR5 RDIMM memory
Faster than a speeding bullet
Micron Technology has announced it's shipping its whopping 128GB DDR5 RDIMM memory, which can manage 5,600 MT/s if it is going downhill and has the wind behind it.