Microsoft predicted the rise of AI in 2019
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Kevin Scott was right on with his tarot cards

It seems that Microsoft’s chief tech officer Kevin Scott (pictured).was totally correct when he checked his Tarot cards and magic eight ball on the future of AI.

Appeals court lets Biggish Blue off the hook
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Will not have to pay $1.6 billion for software swap 

A federal appeals court in the States chucked out a ruling that would've had IBM cough up a whopping $1.6 billion ( €1.488 billion) to its rival BMC Software.

Chipzilla names leak
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Friday, 03 May 2024 11:33

Chipzilla names leak


Still might get a Special K

Chipzilla was expected to discard the old Core I tag it has been slapping on its kit since '08, but in its new Arrow Lake lineup, it is keeping some bits we're used to.

Apple’s profits tank
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Friday, 03 May 2024 11:15

Apple’s profits tank


So, it is using its cash pile to boost its share value

The fruity cargo cult known as Apple begrudgingly acknowledged that its quarterly profits dipped as consumer interest in its overhyped gadgets waned.

Huawei funding US research
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Friday, 03 May 2024 10:12

Huawei funding US research


We don't want you guys to fall behind

Chinese Telecommunications behemoth Huawei is clandestinely supporting advanced research at American institutions, including Harvard, via a separate foundation headquartered in Washington.

Microsoft orders cops to stop using its AI
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Arrested development 

Microsoft, the software king of the world, has banned US cops from using generative AI from its Azure OpenAI Service.

Hubble first to make Bluetooth connection in space
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Hedy's gear can see the stars now

Hubble Network has become the first company in history to establish a Bluetooth connection directly to a satellite, a critical technology validation that could potentially open the door to connecting millions more devices anywhere in the world.

AMD’s AI results anger Wall Street
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Thursday, 02 May 2024 12:00

AMD’s AI results anger Wall Street


Bubble bursts

The Cocaine Nose Jobs of Wall Street are furious after AMD’s results were not as wonderful as they expected.

Google paid Apple $20 billion to go on Safari
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Microsoft paid $10 billion to rule AI

Search engine Google paid the fruity cargo cult Apple $20 billion in 2022 as protection money to be the default search engine in Jobs’ Mob’s Safari browser.

Google might be getting cold feet about RISC-V
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Too much of a risky business for now

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that Google is starting to get cold feet about supporting the RISC-V chip.