AMD Ryzen 7 8700F shows up on Amazon for pre-order
Published in PC Hardware


Launching on May 14 at $299.99

Amazon has briefly jumped the gun on AMD's Ryzen 7 8700F APU, which should launch alongside the Ryzen 5 8400F on May 14th, listing it for pre-order at $299.99.

AMD’s AI results anger Wall Street
Published in News


Bubble bursts

The Cocaine Nose Jobs of Wall Street are furious after AMD’s results were not as wonderful as they expected.

Google paid Apple $20 billion to go on Safari
Published in Mobiles


Microsoft paid $10 billion to rule AI

Search engine Google paid the fruity cargo cult Apple $20 billion in 2022 as protection money to be the default search engine in Jobs’ Mob’s Safari browser.

Google might be getting cold feet about RISC-V
Published in News


Too much of a risky business for now

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that Google is starting to get cold feet about supporting the RISC-V chip.

Amazon makes a killing from the cloud
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We're in the money

Amazon has unfurled its Q1 financial tapestry, revealing sales of $143.3bn (€121.7bn) and an operating income that's nothing to sniff at, $15.3 billion (€13 billion).