Don’t expect a recall
Apple appears to be trying to copy Samsung by having its iPhone 7s catch fire.
Will connect to iPhones
Fruity cargo cult Apple has started to leak out information on its digital glasses project.
Jobs' Mob will suffer in any trade war
The Chinese government has threatened to ban iPhones and US cars from China if 'naive' Donald Trump starts a trade war with the glorious People’s Republic.
No one is buying them anyway
Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has not extended its “charge more for less” policy onto its iPads.
Kent hops about
The head lawyer of Google spent some time today outlining that his company isn’t motivated by greed, or by monopolistic tendencies, but instead is contributing to the welfare of all creatures great and small.
Fruity cargo-cult Apple has put the brakes on the next instalment for the iMac PC line-up because it wants to install Intel’s new Kaby Lake.
Trump’s promise to get tough with tech
The surprise election of the Donald, Prince of Orange in the US election, is alarming tech-companies which are worried that he could kill off encryption.
It is not a swan song
We did suspect that Apple had given up and surrendered the notebook ground to Microsoft with the release of its latest MacBook Pro – but it seems we might have been wrong.
All part of the service – when you don’t pay much tax
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has been told that it will not have to jump through all the hoops that other company’s normally do to get planning approval for its new Irish base.
Mac users are revolting... well more revolting than normal
The Tame Apple Press is in a lot of pain over the new Apple Mac Pro. No matter how hard it tries, it cannot polish the turd and is now turning against its Apple overlords.