What could possibly go wrong?
Now that Apple’s iPhone cash cow is looking decidedly unwell, it appears that the Fruity Cargo Cult thinks that it can reinvent itself as a medical instrument maker.
Partner purge to keep ageing cash cow on life support
Fruity cargo-cult Apple is preparing to shaft yet another of its partners in a desperate deal to keep its iPhone cash-cow mooing.
Fight fire with fire
Qualcomm’s executives were untraditionally vocal after the Apple lawsuit. Now they've came up with counterclaims and answers to back up their case against Apple.
Apple is dead to me
World-famous photographer, artist, writer and adventurer Trey Ratcliff has shocked the Tame Apple Press by saying the fruity-cargo cult was “dead to him” after treating its creative customers so badly.
The fruity cargo-cult Apple has lost one its key salesmen most favourable journalists after Walt Mossberg announced he is retiring in June.
But Apple has not flogged a machine that can run one
In somewhat strange news, Nvidia is saying that it is releasing macOS drivers for its Pascal architecture GPUs.
460,000 malware samples uncovered
The myth that Macs were somehow more secure than other operating systems too another battering today in the latest Threat Report by McAfee Labs.
Even the Tame Apple Press is wading in
The fruity cargo-cult Apple really has dropped the ball on its PC hardware line with even its loyal Apple Press saying the outfit is in trouble.
We want to be more like Costco
After years of analysts claiming that Xiaomi is the Chinese Apple, the outfit has come out and said that its business model is not a direct copy of Jobs’ Mob after all.
Fruity cargo cult revenged itself on DIY repairs
Fruity, Tax-Dodging cargo cult Apple has been charged with bricking the phones of users who dared to have their repairs done by those who did not wear blue shirts and had been blessed as Genii by the ghost of Steve Jobs.