Boffins send lemonade on the internet
Published in News
Thursday, 30 March 2017 12:15

Boffins send lemonade on the internet


When life gives you Apple, make lemonade


A group of researchers at the University of Singapore has worked out a way that it can convince you that you're drinking lemonade and can send it virtually over the internet.

iPad responsible for US and UK laptop ban
Published in Notebooks
Tuesday, 28 March 2017 12:56

iPad responsible for US and UK laptop ban


Wrong sort of religious hatred 


It turns out that it was not Donald (Prince of Orange’s) hatred of all things Muslim that led to US and UK bans on laptops in aircraft last week – but an Apple iPad.

TSMC gears up for A11 processor
Published in Processors
Monday, 27 March 2017 14:12

TSMC gears up for A11 processor


Volume production in April


The fruity, tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple’s bestie TSMC is gearing up for volume production of the A11 processor in April.

Industry ignores Samsung’s tough battery standard
Published in News


We wonder why?


Samsung has learnt a lot from its incredible flaming battery fiasco, but it seems it is not having much luck in teaching the industry to learn from its mistakes.

Woz invests big in automated paper-digitisation
Published in News


Robot's Staple diet creats more cash 


The real brains behind Apple, Steve Wozniak, has written a cheque for a huge chunk of the automated paper-digitization company named Ripcord.

Apple wins in Beijing in iPhone patent case
Published in News


Shenzhen company plans to appeal

Over the weekend, a Beijing court overturned a local intellectual property bureau’s ruling that Apple had violated a defunct Shenzhen company’s patented design with the iPhone 6. The ruling is the latest indicates that Chinese courts will not always rule in favor of its home markets.

Spooks were hacking Apple gear for decades
Published in Mobiles


All the while people were saying it was impossible


The Central Intelligence Agency was bugging iPhones and Macs through-out the period that the Apple users claimed they were safe from intrusion.

Apple insists that Turks cannot bring down its cloud
Published in News


But it would say that even if they could

Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple has reassured its legions of fans in the media that there is no way that Turkish hackers can bring down its entire operation.

Coppers furious over Siri prank
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 23 March 2017 12:00

Coppers furious over Siri prank


Apple fanboys call the emergency services for a giggle

US coppers are furious about an viral online prank which uses a flaw in Apple’s Siri software to call the emergency services.

Team of hackers blackmails Apple
Published in News
Wednesday, 22 March 2017 11:59

Team of hackers blackmails Apple


Will Apple get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks


A team of hackers is blackmailing Apple has is threatening to wipe millions of iPhones, including iCloud accounts, unless the company agrees to pay a ransom before April 7.