MacBook Pro 2016 lacks recommendation from Consumer Reports
Published in Notebooks


Inconsistent battery life across various tests


Over the past decade, Apple’s MacBook Pro lineup has received consistent recommendations in product design and quality from a variety of the company’s well-positioned media outlets.

Nokia sues Apple for stealing its ideas
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 22 December 2016 12:59

Nokia sues Apple for stealing its ideas


The iPhone idea was ours


It has been many years coming, but now it has debugged itself from Microsoft, the former rubber boot maker Nokia is coming at Apple swinging.

OLED machine shortage could affect iPhone 8 production
Published in Mobiles

Annual output capacity at just 10 units per year

Of all the rumors surrounding Apple’s display panels for next year’s iPhone lineup, a new report from Bloomberg takes a closer look at the corporation responsible for making the machines used behind the OLED production process.

Apple's A11 SoC goes into production in late April
Published in Processors


TSMC needs to improve yield rates on 10nm first

The folks at Boston-based BlueFin Research Partners have recently given some much-needed commentary on the state of 10nm chip production at TSMC for Apple’s next-generation iPhone units.

Apple CEO was spinning like crazy over PCs
Published in News
Wednesday, 21 December 2016 11:38

Apple CEO was spinning like crazy over PCs


Insiders say Job’s Mob does not care about Macintosh any more

Yesterday the Tame Apple Press was full of stories about how Tim Cook really loved the Macintosh and was going to release new and important hardware updates in the future.

Apple’s Airbuds are a liability
Published in Wearables
Wednesday, 21 December 2016 10:55

Apple’s Airbuds are a liability


Not worth the wait


Apple’s overpriced Airbuds might have shipped before Christmas after all but they are proving to be a disaster for users and the environment.

Apple is not scaling back desktops claims Cook
Published in News
Tuesday, 20 December 2016 12:47

Apple is not scaling back desktops claims Cook


Trying to reassure staff they are super cool and loved after all

Apple’s Steve Ballmer, Tim Cook has been trying to reassure staff that he has not given up on desktop technology.

Samsung might copy Apple’s dumb pricing
Published in News
Monday, 19 December 2016 11:37

Samsung might copy Apple’s dumb pricing


S8 will be 20 per cent more

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Samsung has decided to copy one of Apple’s more surreal features – is silly pricing.

Apple works out users want duel Sim's
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 19 December 2016 11:09

Apple works out users want duel Sim's


Tries to patent a dual-sim iPhone

Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has finally worked out that everyone is using dual sim smartphones and is frantically trying to claim it invented the idea.

Apple is a Dickensian nightmare
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 19 December 2016 10:42

Apple is a Dickensian nightmare


No lunch for you Oliver Twist


While Apple has been in hot water for over working employees working with its Chinese partners, it appears that the tax-dodging cargo cult treats its US workers poorly too.