iTunes "illegal" in the UK
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Friday, 07 August 2015 11:36

iTunes "illegal" in the UK


Something positive from daft High Court ruling

Fall out from a bizarre UK high court ruling could see Apple's iTunes banned from the country.

US court allows Apple to persecute defectors
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Thursday, 06 August 2015 12:50

US court allows Apple to persecute defectors


Heretics can't talk to fanboys

A US court has decided that Apple is allowed to carry out its harassment of to those who break free from the clutches of its cult.

iPhone sales dropping in US
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Wednesday, 05 August 2015 16:09

iPhone sales dropping in US


Beginning of the end

Apple's vice like grip in the US smartphone market is falling off as sales of the overpriced gadgets slump.

Apple's shares get dose of reality
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Wednesday, 05 August 2015 11:56

Apple's shares get dose of reality


Press is furious as shares plummet 

The Tame Apple Press is furious after Wall Street failed to lift Apple's share prices and the value of the company continued to fall in accordance with market forces.

Apple TV coming out
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Friday, 31 July 2015 11:45

Apple TV coming out


Same as the old one but thinner

Apple will apparently launch its new Apple TV in September. 

Apple Play-Doh scammers
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Wednesday, 29 July 2015 13:04

Apple Play-Doh scammers


Fan boys would not notice

Three teens were arrested in Detroit area after trying to flog the owner of a MetroPCS store iPhones that were bricked. 

Kids wonder why their parents bought iPods
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We wonder why they buy iPhones

It seems that Apple's reality distortion field on products does not last very long. 

Apple furious at Steve Jobs flick
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Monday, 27 July 2015 11:55

Apple furious at Steve Jobs flick


Religious fury

Apple is furious that a documentary of Steve Jobs shows his face and fails to give him the respect which should be accorded to a god. 

Apple plans to make BMW i3 its car
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Monday, 27 July 2015 11:44

Apple plans to make BMW i3 its car


It is dull, ugly, pointless and German let's make it even more expensive

The Apple rumour mill was all a whirl after word leaked out that Apple is choosing BMW for its first electric smart car.

China ready to overthrow smartphone hierarchy
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Huawei closer to Samsung and Apple

The latest IDC Worldwide Quarterly Mobile Phone Tracker indicates that there maybe problems ahead for Apple and Samsung.