Russian hackers are targeting Macs
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Thursday, 16 February 2017 12:26

Russian hackers are targeting Macs


Putin orders another soft target


After gaming the US election to help Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump win, Tsar Vlad Putin has ordered his tame hackers to target Mac users.

Putin might deliver Snowden to Trump
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Monday, 13 February 2017 11:59

Putin might deliver Snowden to Trump


A present for his favourite new chum


Tsar Vladimir Putin is about to deliver NSA whistle-blower Edward Snowden gift wrapped to his best friend Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump according to US intelligence sources.

Kaspersky man charged with treason
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Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:13

Kaspersky man charged with treason


AV outfit says it is nothing to do with us


The AV world is a bit shocked by the arrest of Kaspersky Lab’s security expert Ruslan Stoyanov on charges of treason.

Russia expanding hacker team
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Monday, 02 January 2017 11:40

Russia expanding hacker team


Team has been growing for three years

After his success gaming the US election to put a more Russian friendly president into the White House, Tsar Putin is expanding his glorious three year old cyber warrior team.

German spies fear another Putin “fake news” campaign
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Putting in another government he likes

German spooks are worried that after Tsar Putin’s hackers managed to get Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump elected, he is about to use them to select a German government which will do what he tells them.

Russians exploit Windows hack
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Wednesday, 02 November 2016 11:26

Russians exploit Windows hack


Mr Putin says thanks very much Google

Russian hackers are taking advantage of the information on a zero day Windows flaw that Google gave them to hack western machines.

US certain that WikiLeaks is part of Putin’s propaganda machine
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Assange’s US hate has got the better of him

Remember the days when Wikileaks did decent work and provided a valid channel for whistleblowers? Well it looks like those days have long gone and the outfit has become a tool of Tsar Putin’s propaganda machine.

Russians failed to deliver Wikileak's smoking gun
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No wonder Assange backed down

Wikileaks was supposed to deliver the smoking gun which would finish off Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign on Tuesday, but it looks like Tsar Putin’s hackers did not actually have the goods.

Tsar Putin declares war on Microsoft
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Wednesday, 28 September 2016 12:03

Tsar Putin declares war on Microsoft


Own glorious  version of “Office” and Windows on five year plan

Tsar Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is ordering a purge of all things Microsoft from the glorious Russias.

Putin denies Democratic party hack
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Monday, 05 September 2016 12:15

Putin denies Democratic party hack


But says it was a “public service”

Tsar Vladimir Putin has denied that his elite team of hackers were behind the hack of the Democratic Party, but does say who ever did it was carrying out a public service.