Western tech surrenders to Putin
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Friday, 23 June 2017 11:50

Western tech surrenders to Putin


We would love to let you look at our secrets

Western technology companies, including Cisco, IBM and SAP, are acceding to demands by Moscow for access to closely guarded product security secrets.

Russian hackers focused on 21 electorates
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Thursday, 22 June 2017 13:07

Russian hackers focused on 21 electorates


But failed to do much good 

Homeland Security says that it has found evidence that Russian hackers targeted 21 US state election systems in the 2016 presidential race –  a small number were breached but there was no evidence any votes were manipulated.

Putin admits Russian hacks
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Friday, 02 June 2017 11:20

Putin admits Russian hacks


But it wasn’t me


Tsar of all the Russias, Vladimir Putin, has admitted that Russian hackers probably did game the American election to help President Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump win.

All the world’s finance traffic routed through Russia
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Nothing to worry about


For a brief period, most of the world’s financial traffic was routed through a Russian government-controlled telecom and in the hands of Tsar Putin.

Yahoo arrests show the hand of Putin
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Thursday, 16 March 2017 11:34

Yahoo arrests show the hand of Putin


Russians apparently thought people still used Yahoo mail

Indictments in the United States of four people in a 2014 cyber attack on Yahoo reveal a symbiotic relationship between Tsar Vladimir’s Putin’s security services and private Russian hackers.

Russian hackers are targeting Macs
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Thursday, 16 February 2017 12:26

Russian hackers are targeting Macs


Putin orders another soft target


After gaming the US election to help Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump win, Tsar Vlad Putin has ordered his tame hackers to target Mac users.

Putin might deliver Snowden to Trump
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Monday, 13 February 2017 11:59

Putin might deliver Snowden to Trump


A present for his favourite new chum


Tsar Vladimir Putin is about to deliver NSA whistle-blower Edward Snowden gift wrapped to his best friend Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump according to US intelligence sources.

Kaspersky man charged with treason
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Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:13

Kaspersky man charged with treason


AV outfit says it is nothing to do with us


The AV world is a bit shocked by the arrest of Kaspersky Lab’s security expert Ruslan Stoyanov on charges of treason.

Russia expanding hacker team
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Monday, 02 January 2017 11:40

Russia expanding hacker team


Team has been growing for three years

After his success gaming the US election to put a more Russian friendly president into the White House, Tsar Putin is expanding his glorious three year old cyber warrior team.

German spies fear another Putin “fake news” campaign
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Putting in another government he likes

German spooks are worried that after Tsar Putin’s hackers managed to get Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump elected, he is about to use them to select a German government which will do what he tells them.