Qualcomm gets iPhone Modem chip contract
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Tuesday, 18 August 2015 13:00

Qualcomm gets iPhone Modem chip contract


But it may not last

Qualcomm looks certain to supply Apple with the modem chips for the upcoming iPhone, but the relatonship's future is not set in stone.

iPhone 6S is a dedicated follower of Qualcomm
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No Intel LTE inside anytime soon

Northland Capital Markets claimed that Intel might get up to 50 percent of all iPhone market in 2016, however we asked around and it turns out that is untrue.

Apple exterminates plans for a cheap iPhone
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Wednesday, 12 August 2015 13:25

Apple exterminates plans for a cheap iPhone


We didnt get where we are today by making things affordable

Apple is about to spike plans to make a cheaper, plastic iPhone 6C.

Apple kisses good-bye to China sales
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Wednesday, 12 August 2015 13:06

Apple kisses good-bye to China sales


Let's make ourselves more expensive

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been telling the world and its dog that it will stop its falling iPhone sales by expanding into China.

iTunes "illegal" in the UK
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Friday, 07 August 2015 11:36

iTunes "illegal" in the UK


Something positive from daft High Court ruling

Fall out from a bizarre UK high court ruling could see Apple's iTunes banned from the country.

iPhone sales dropping in US
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Wednesday, 05 August 2015 16:09

iPhone sales dropping in US


Beginning of the end

Apple's vice like grip in the US smartphone market is falling off as sales of the overpriced gadgets slump.

Apple Play-Doh scammers
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Wednesday, 29 July 2015 13:04

Apple Play-Doh scammers


Fan boys would not notice

Three teens were arrested in Detroit area after trying to flog the owner of a MetroPCS store iPhones that were bricked. 

Kids wonder why their parents bought iPods
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We wonder why they buy iPhones

It seems that Apple's reality distortion field on products does not last very long. 

Apple wants India to make up for China
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Friday, 24 July 2015 11:39

Apple wants India to make up for China


Looking to recruit slum dog millionaires

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is looking to replace what is predicted to become a shrinking market in China by adopting a missionary position for its cargo cult in India.

We were right Apple results are grim
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Wednesday, 22 July 2015 11:34

We were right Apple results are grim


Tame Apple Press is spinning like a mad thing

Yesterday we warned the Tame Apple Press would be spinning what were expected to be bad results and we were right.