Its escargot has just got up and went
The fruity cargo cult Apple appears to have admitted that its iPhone cash-cow is ready for the meat works and is slowing down its production cycle to once every three years.
Until the new iPhone makers start killing themslves
Foxconn has finally resolved the problem of labourers working on the iPhone trying to kill themselves by replacing 60,000 of them with robots.
Ready for this year
Chipzilla has scored a more significant chunk of the upcoming iPhone 7 which is due to be released this year.
As one market shuts, another market closes
Apple's bid to replace its Chinese market with India has received a swift kick in the nadgers from the Indian government.
Bottom end hit by lack of ideas
Apple has begun its slow death march to oblivion as it is unable to come up with the new products which gave it its innovative image – yesterday Apple posted its first-ever decline in iPhone sales and its first revenue drop in 13 years.
It does not matter how much you paid
It might have cost you an arm and a leg, but Apple does not expect its shiny toys to last longer than three to four years.
For those who can’t afford a perfect 10
HTC is set to offer its cut down version of the HTC 10 in parts of the world which can’t afford the full deal.
IPhone 7 believed to be the target
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn about TSMC ramping up production of Intel’s XMM 7360 LTE modem.
FBI untouchable while iPhone wide open
The FBI is really rubbing it into Apple by offering to unlock some Apple gear for coppers investigating a murder.