Tries to patent a dual-sim iPhone
Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has finally worked out that everyone is using dual sim smartphones and is frantically trying to claim it invented the idea.
Prototypes for now
Back in October, a report circulated that Samsung and LG were seeking to win orders for the manufacture of “out-foldable” OLED panels with major smartphone manufacturers for use in upcoming devices.
BeatsX goes the Duke Nukem way
After forcing its iPhone users to dump their headphone jacks, Apple has been rubbish at supplying them with wireless phones that work.
Flogged them for $1.5 million
A Taiwanese Foxconn manager nicked 5,700 iPhones and flogged them for a $1.56 million profit and hugely undercutting Jobs' Mob
Will make Google a cool billion
Beancounters at Morgan Stanley have added up some numbers and divided by their shoe size and worked out that 5-6 million of Pixel and Pixel XL mobiles will be sold this year.
Call history goes to iCloud where Apple stores it
A team of Russian security experts has found that Apple might have access to more user data than it is letting on.
Will connect to iPhones
Fruity cargo cult Apple has started to leak out information on its digital glasses project.
Jobs' Mob will suffer in any trade war
The Chinese government has threatened to ban iPhones and US cars from China if 'naive' Donald Trump starts a trade war with the glorious People’s Republic.
Prove to us you are not a zombie dictator from Babylon
Apple has come up with a wizard wheeze to stop people claiming refunds on its overpriced products. It is demanding that you prove that you are not a dead dictator.
Smashing but expensive time
The French Apple customer who became an internet sensation with his rather clear view of Apple products has avoided going to jail for smashing the shiny gear with his balls of steel.