Green Apple Flagship has deadly chlorine leak
Published in News


Five in hospital

A data facility being touted as proof of how Apple technology is good for the environment has been flooded with deadly chlorine gas.

Android rumoured behind next Nintendo
Published in News
Monday, 01 June 2015 13:10

Android rumoured behind next Nintendo


Can Android's Wii?

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Nintendo's new console will not only be the first to use a name unconnected to toilets, but will be powered by Android.

ZenWatch could have four-day battery
Published in Wearables
Monday, 01 June 2015 12:35

ZenWatch could have four-day battery


Asustek kicks Apple to death

While Apple users have to charge their watches before they get home from work, the Asustek Zenwatch 2 is boasting a four day battery life.

Qualcomm is becoming too dependent on Apple and Samsung
Published in Processors


If Apple sneezes Qualcomm catches cold 

Qualcomm is becoming too dependent on Apple and Samung and could be vulnerable if either swaps to different chipmakers.

ARM focus on IoT battery life
Published in Wearables
Monday, 01 June 2015 11:38

ARM focus on IoT battery life


New design

Chip designer ARM hopes to fix the battery life issue in the Internet of Things devices with a new chip design that will significantly reduce processor power.

Intel will buy Altera today
Published in Processors
Monday, 01 June 2015 10:48

Intel will buy Altera today


We said that this would happen and no one believed us

They said it could not happen, it nearly didn't, but we have it on good authority that Intel is going to announce that it is buying Altera for $17 billion today.

Apple's iWatch fails key function
Published in Wearables
Monday, 01 June 2015 10:14

Apple's iWatch fails key function


But it is a feature

One of the key functions of the Apple iWatch is that it is supposed to read you blood pressure – the only problem is that the software only reads it when it feels like it.

Cloud based 4K years away says Nvidia
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Monday, 01 June 2015 09:56

Cloud based 4K years away says Nvidia


Can't get the wood 

Anyone expecting 4K streaming off the cloud any time soon will be plumb out of luck according to Nvidia's CEO.

Chinese heavy machinery maker gets into smartphones
Published in News


Chairman Mao would be spinning

In the days of the Chinese revolution the communist government made much about getting tractors and heavy machinary made.

Apple conqueres Metaio
Published in News
Friday, 29 May 2015 13:58

Apple conqueres Metaio


Needs to fix problems with reality distortion shield

Apple has sort of confirmed that it has written a cheque for Metaio an outfit which specialises in augmented reality technology.