Microsoft creates DNA drive
Just a bit slow
Software King of the World Microsoft just booted up the first “DNA drive” for storing data.
Microsoft winning thanks to Amazon fears
Rivals worry about Amazon support
Software King of the World Microsoft is doing rather well in the cloud wars because some of the bigger retailers are worried about handing over their cash to rival Amazon.
Microsoft to automatically remove botched updates
Shutting the door after the horse has bolted
Software King of the world Microsoft has penned a bit of software which will automatically remove botched updates.
Foxconn-Microsoft legal spat escalates
You say potato and I say tomato
Taiwanese mega-manufacturer Foxconn has outright denied that it infringed Microsoft patents and claimed it never needed to pay a red cent.
New Xbox one will be diskless
Maverick coming soon
The dark Satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on Earth yarn which claims that Microsoft’s new Xbox will not have a disk.
Microsoft open sources its calculator
Hopes people will improve it
Software king of the world, Microsoft, has open sourced its Windows calculator.
Microsoft is making a Chrome OS-like version of Windows
Windows Lite
Software king of the world Microsoft is writing a cut-down version of Windows for dual-screen devices and Chromebook competitors.
Volkswagen signs transportation pact with Microsoft
Connected car marriage made in….
Hitler’s favourite car company has teamed up with the people who brought you Windows Vista as part of a drive to offer connected vehicle services across the globe.
Software fraudster jailed for impersonating Microsoft
It might have got a few more laughs if he had done Ronnie Corbett instead
A fraudster has been sentenced to 28 months after impersonating Microsoft and claiming to fix victims' computers while installing malicious software.
Microsoft employees revolt over army contracts
Didn't sign on to kill people
Microsoft is having problems with some of its little Voles who do not want software they are developing to be used by the US army to kill people.