Apple would very much like to make the world think that the iPad is a solution to everything. That, we knew. Now, however, it has come to our attention that the much talked about tablet can cure premature ejaculation as well. Now that we didnâ€™t know.
Apparently, a $5 app by a Brit hypnotherapist Darren Marks will help you with such issues, although some might argue that this is probably the least urgent problem Appleâ€™s customers have. The app will, in authorâ€™s words, help you â€śtake control of your mind and body and become a great lover.â€ť
The app comes with audio and video hypnosis sessions that should relieve anxiety and nerves deemed the culprits for the â€śillnessâ€ť. It features appropriate accompanying audio and images, which should further relieve the stress. Unfortunately, nobody mentions how do you reveal the stress of having purchased an iPad, but we suspect an iPad app for such a thing wouldnâ€™t quite fare well.
Isnâ€™t it strange though, how a worthless piece of stylized plastic despite its severe limitations, still manages to hold up in the eyes of many as the greatest thing since sliced bread. So whatâ€™s next, Jobsâ€™ tablet has more wisdom than Mosesâ€™?