Microsoft working on Apple’s next “breakthrough”
Published in Notebooks


Foldable notebook pen and digital-ink functionality

Software king of the world, Microsoft, is working on a foldable device with an emphasis on pen and digital-ink functionality that runs Windows 10.

Apple iPhone X shipping is delayed
Published in Mobiles


Slipping and sliding

Apple has finally opened up pre-orders for its iPhone X which will be available in over 50 countries and territories but the shipping date has already moved to December.

Iphone ships with spying feature
Published in News


Lets spooks see what you are doing without you knowing

The fruity cargo cult Apple’s iOS operating system has a natty feature which allows spooks to turn on your phone so they can see what you are doing.

Apple denies dumbing down its iPhone X face recognition
Published in News


Bloomberg says it bloody did!

The fruity cargo cult Apple has denied hat it has dumbed down one of the few features that its iPhone X has over the iPhone 8.

Apple cuts down iPhone X feature
Published in News


Because it can

A report claimed that Apple has reduced the accuracy of the Face ID feature that was supposed to be one of the key elements of its upcoming iPhone X.

Apple can’t write a calculator program
Published in News


Just like it can’t write decent clock software.

Apple’s software skills continue to sink to new lows – now it can’t summon up enough of a skills base to write a calculator programmer which can actually add up.

Tech giants spend fortune buying US politicians
Published in News


Buy one get another free

US tech giants are spending a small fortune on "lobbying" politicians and the situation is getting worse.

Azure was downed for seven hours by fire alarm
Published in News


SLA for that day down to  71.6

It’s all very well these arrogant tech firms telling us that our data is safe and always accessible in the cloud - but that’s clearly not so.

Japanese outfit claimed Apple nicked its good name
Published in News


Begun the “animoji” wars have

A Japanese software company claimed that the fruity cargo cult Apple nicked its trademarked term "animoji" for one of the few new features of the iPhone X.

Mac Mini is not dead
Published in Notebooks
23 October 2017

Mac Mini is not dead


It is just resting

Beleaguered Apple CEO Tim Cook, who is watching his cash cow iPhone die of mad cows’ disease, has rushed to reassure fanboys that the Mac Mini is also not dead.