iPhone8 production glitches continue to harm supply
Published in Mobiles


Expect delays, shortages, and hype

The iPhone 8 is supposed to be released on September 12, but according to the Wall Street Journal there are signs that all is not well behind the reality distortion field.

Apple is no longer the number two smartphone maker
Published in Mobiles


Never mind Tim, your company will always be a number two to Fudzilla

The fruity cargo-cult’s grip on the world’s smartphone market is continuing to slip as Huawei has knocked it from its number two position behind Samsung.

Apple complains that 4K is overpriced
Published in News


Pot calls kettle black


The maker of over priced electronic gear, Apple is having an ironic moan about the price of 4K.

Apple set to clean Google's AR clock apparently
Published in News


AR meets reality distortion field  

It is a silly season for news and it seems that the Tame Apple Press is coming out with some daft pro-Apple stories to fill up the slack. Reuters has run a yarn claiming that Apple is going to take the AR market from Google. 

Tame Apple Press sees a rat in Qualcomm exit
Published in Processors


Derek Aberle leaves and apparently there is a conspiracy theory

The Tame Apple Press has gotten itself all moist over the exit of President of Qualcomm’s licensing division, Derek Aberle.

Fitbit will take on Apple with a useful smartwatch
Published in Wearables


Innovation


The Tame Apple Press is getting its knickers in a twist over how wearable device maker Fitbit has released a smartwatch which is direct competition to their favourite manufacturer.

Former Apple worker admits the touch-bar was pointless
Published in Notebooks


Jobs’ Mob suckered users with pointless technology 

Chuq Von Rospach, a former Apple employee and commentator, has slammed the MacBook maker for forcing consumers to pay extra for the Touch which gave them practically nothing.

Apple gets $208 million in tax breaks to build Iowa data centre
Published in News


Which accounting monkey thought this was a good idea?

The fruity tax-dodging cult Apple has managed to convince the US tax payers to give it $208 million in sweeteners to build a data centre.

Chinese mobile sales slump
Published in Mobiles


Looks like that market will not save anyone soon


Hopes that the Chinese mobile market might pick-up and save the cash cows of one-hit-wonders like Apple have been dashed by new figures from Digitimes Research.

Apple defends itself against claims that it is responsible for fanboy car crashes
Published in News


Fanboys claim Apple should have protected them

Apple fanboys have taken Jobs’ Mob to court for not doing enough to protect them while driving.