FBI cracked iPhone
Published in Mobiles
29 March 2016

FBI cracked iPhone


And the Tame Apple Press said it was impossible

All those people who claimed that Apple's "superior, super, cool security" was impossible to crack woke up to a dose of reality this morning when the FBI said it had managed to do it, and did not need Jobs' Mob's help.

iPhone SE has Qualcomm LTE modem
Published in Mobiles


Industry insiders confirmed

Contrary to our previous reports we got a tip that iPhone SE will continue using Qualcomm modems and not change to Intel. 

Apple stomped on Intel’s RealSense plans
Published in News


Bought the technology from underneath Chipzilla

Intel’s cunning plans for computers that will recognise human emotion using its RealSense 3D camera, have been killed off in the short term by Apple.

A lack of a Bug Bounty causes Apple problems
Published in Mobiles


Hackers would rather sell the iPhone flaws to the government

Fruity cargo cult Apple is having to pay the cost for not paying hackers to find loopholes in its software.

Time called on the Smartwatch industry
Published in Wearables


Bubble burst already

The bottom is dropping out of the smart watch industry as VC’s start to realise that the Apple dream is not making many people much dosh.

New Apple 9.7-inch iPad Pro has 2GB of RAM
Published in Mobiles


Lower CPU clock as well

It appears that the new Apple 9.7-inch iPad Pro is quite different from its 12.9-inch counterpart as it not only comes with 2GB of RAM, same as the new iPhone SE and iPad Air 2, but also has a lower CPU clock.

Apple’s new iOS update causes problems for old iPads
Published in News


Update or die


Fruity cargo cult Apple is doing its best to force users of its old iPad 2 and original iPad to upgrade to something thinner and more expensive by bricking them if they upgrade to the latest iOS 9.3.

Apple’s cloud disaster
Published in News


Blaming Obama now

Fruity Cargo cult Apple has spent billions trying to build its own cloud structure and failed and rather than question its own networking competence it is blaming the government.

Apple says it does not need Imagination
Published in Graphics


Kicked the tires, not interested


Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that it does not need any Imagination.

Apple sticks it to European iPhone SE customers
Published in Mobiles


Pay 40% more for your three year old phone


Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that Europeans should pay more for the three year old iPhone SE designs than the rest of the world.