Notebooks set to return as tablets die
Published in News


So much for game changing

Notebooks, which had been written off by the Tame Apple Press after Steve Jobs showed off his tablets, are now back.

Foxconn profits took a dive in December
Published in News


Nothing to do with the iPhone 7

Apple’s number one partner Foxconn saw its profits take a dive in December coincidently at the same time as Jobs' Mob is rumoured to have slashed production on its iPhone 7 because no one wants it.

Apple to invent AR glasses
Published in Wearables


It is going be a game-changer

The super-cool and innovative tech power house Apple is rumoured to have come up with some game-changing glasses which superimpose information and pictures onto reality.

IBM is the most innovative company
Published in News


Sorry Steve 

While the Tame Apple Press is still trying to spin Jobs’ Mob as the most innovative in the world, the crown belongs to the outfit that Steve Jobs mocked – IBM.

Apple builds another data centre
Published in News


But is it another customs dodge?


Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple appears to have another wizard scheme to avoid paying customs duties while getting the government’s thumbs up.

Apple tanking in PCs
Published in Notebooks
09 January 2017

Apple tanking in PCs


Users giving up


While the Tame Apple Press is doing its best to claim that Apple will replace Microsoft as the world’s leading OS, it appears to be covering a story which shows that the fruity cargo cult is losing ground in in PCs.

2016 was the year Cook's Apple lost the plot
Published in News


Its numbers are ok but it forgot who its users are 

A top Silicon Valley veteran has blasted Apple for its terrible performance last year.

Apple invests a billion in Saudi based scheme
Published in News


Getting political

Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple is sticking a billion dollars in a tech fund being set up with Softbank to put billions into Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund (PIF).

Apple survived New Year's Eve
Published in News


But Cloudflare didn’t


Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple did not see its iPhone’s break over New Year’s Eve after the world added a “leap second”.

Qualcomm cleans Apple’s clock
Published in Processors


A leaked TuTu benchmark shows Qualcomm’s superiority

A new AnTuTu benchmark for Snapdragon 835 has been leaked online ahead of Qualcomm's announcement at CES 2017.