Apple shares continue to tank
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Fears of iPhone and China dependence

Wall Street’s love affair with the fruity cargo cult is definitely slipping as the cocaine nose jobs wake up to the fact that the company is unlikely to hold its historically high earnings.

Apple software most vulnerable and buggy
Published in News


Even worse than Flash

Fruity cargo cult Apple is actually peddling software which is even less secure than Adobe Flash Player, according to new statistics.

Apple iOS 9.2 untethered jailbreak release imminent
Published in Mobiles


Pangu and TaiG development teams working separately

It seems as if more than one hacking group is working on an untethered jailbreak release for Apple’s latest iOS mobile operating system. While jailbreaking is not an easy task, several reports are saying there is more than one Chinese development group working on iOS 9.2.

Xiaomi rumoured to make its own processors
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We can't see why

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Xiaomi is about to make its own processors.

Apple forced to pay back tax to Italy
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Will help with its debt crisis

The Italian government has told Apple that it is to stop mucking about and pay back the $348m it did not pay in the broke country.

OLED confirmed for iPhone
Published in Mobiles


Made by Samsung and LG

The next glorious incarnation after the iPhone 7 will have OLED screens made by Samsung and LG.

Iphone sales drying up
Published in Mobiles
29 December 2015

Iphone sales drying up


Apple orders less from suppliers

While the Tame Apple Press is writing yearly reviews which claim that Jobs’ Mob cleaned everyone’s clock this year, it appears that sales of its only remaining “growing” product is slumping.

Apple tries to squeeze more cash out of Samsung
Published in Mobiles


Still not admitting that patent war was wrong

Despite years of pointless legal wrangling, the fruity cargo cult Apple is still trying to squeeze cash out of its business partner Samsung.

Topsy deal was part of Apple’s secret Google war
Published in Mobiles


Former Topsy boss has a theory

Apple has finally pulled the plug on an outfit it spent $200 million on two years ago, and the former director of that company, Topsy, Aaron Hayes-Roth has a theory about how Jobs’ Mob got value for money on the deal.

Apple security allows App pirates to make dosh
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Trickledown effect

A feature in Apple's iTunes approval process is allowing pirates to download free versions of paid iPhone apps.