Fears of iPhone and China dependence
Wall Street’s love affair with the fruity cargo cult is definitely slipping as the cocaine nose jobs wake up to the fact that the company is unlikely to hold its historically high earnings.
Even worse than Flash
Fruity cargo cult Apple is actually peddling software which is even less secure than Adobe Flash Player, according to new statistics.
Pangu and TaiG development teams working separately
It seems as if more than one hacking group is working on an untethered jailbreak release for Apple’s latest iOS mobile operating system. While jailbreaking is not an easy task, several reports are saying there is more than one Chinese development group working on iOS 9.2.
We can't see why
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Xiaomi is about to make its own processors.
Will help with its debt crisis
The Italian government has told Apple that it is to stop mucking about and pay back the $348m it did not pay in the broke country.
Made by Samsung and LG
The next glorious incarnation after the iPhone 7 will have OLED screens made by Samsung and LG.
Apple orders less from suppliers
While the Tame Apple Press is writing yearly reviews which claim that Jobs’ Mob cleaned everyone’s clock this year, it appears that sales of its only remaining “growing” product is slumping.
Still not admitting that patent war was wrong
Despite years of pointless legal wrangling, the fruity cargo cult Apple is still trying to squeeze cash out of its business partner Samsung.
Former Topsy boss has a theory
Apple has finally pulled the plug on an outfit it spent $200 million on two years ago, and the former director of that company, Topsy, Aaron Hayes-Roth has a theory about how Jobs’ Mob got value for money on the deal.