TSMC hopes to woo Qualcomm back with 7nm
Published in Processors


It does not appear interested in 10nm

TSMC thinks that it can win back Qualcomm’s chip business with its 7nm process technology, but has all but given up expecting it to return for 10nm.

iPhone 7 suffers from a bad case of Intel modems
Published in Mobiles


Intel modems not that hot

It seems that a row is brewing between Apple fanboys who were given a phone with an Intel modem and those who have something from Qualcomm instead.

Apple furious at “Amazon” for peddling fakes
Published in News


If only Amazon had good reason to love Apple

The fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple is furious that 80 percent of the “Genuine Apple” accessories on the Amazon site are fakes.

Samsung plans two new smartwatches
Published in Wearables


Gear S3 Frontier and S3 Classic out next month

Samsung has announced that it will be releasing the Galaxy Gear S3 smartwatch next month.

Aussie banks moan that Apple is a bunch of drongos
Published in Mobiles


"Intransigent, closed and controlling" and not fair dinkum

Three Australian banks have moaned to the country’s anti-trust watch dingo that the Apple Pay service is not fair dinkum.

Apple confirms it has axed self-driving car project
Published in News


Fantasy Titan hits iceburg of reality but its heart goes ooooon

The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult has finally admitted that it has pulled the plug on its self-driving car project.

Apple is not the real winner from Note 7 fiasco
Published in Mobiles


Just not as many as it thought

Samsung is going to lose a few customers over its Note 7 fiasco, but not as many as the Tame Apple Press claimed.

Apple genii steal photos
Published in News


Apple perverts use customers' snaps in sex game

Since part of the joy of owning an iPhone involves having to take it to an Apple store to be repaired, you will be relieved to know that Apple genii down under have been providing an extra special service to clients whose phone’s they repair.

Samsung Note 7 recall recalled
Published in Mobiles


Not-so magnificant seven going to cost billions

Samsung appears to have made a pig’s ear of its Galaxy Note 7 recall and is ordering its resellers to stop sales and exchanges of the device pending investigation into the latest incidents.

iPhone 6 class action starts
Published in Mobiles


We don't normally like using the word class and Apple being in the same sentence

While the Tame Apple Press is peddling the iPhone 7, a class action has begun over a serious fault in the previous generation.