Still makes Macs of course
The grand mufti of the Apple cargo cult has shown that he still has his fingers on the technology pulse by claiming that the world wants to dump their PCs to buy his overpriced Surface Clone knock-off.
Pay up or your Coldplay collection gets it
It seems that Apple fanboys article of faith about them being safe from ransomware because their expensive PC’s had a magical Apple logo on them has turned out to be false.
TAG Heuer for $1500
Traditional luxury Swiss watchmaker TAG Heuer has announced its $1500 smartwatch which is a victory for Intel.
iPad Pro arriving later this week
Apple’s version of Microsoft’s Surface PC will be available offering shedloads of technology that fanboys have mocked for years with a reassuringly expensive price tag.
Might break free of Qualcomm
Search engine and mobile phone operating system maker Google is thinking of getting into the chipmaking business.
Claims Apple is the King of Smartwatches
The Tame Apple Press is doing its best to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat over the failure of the iWatch to meet the hype.
But tablets are history
The PC will make a comeback, but the so-called Tablet revolution is history, according to the Chipmaker who missed out on it.
VW of tech too late to think big
Jumping on the phablet bandwagon years behind the rest of the market cost the VW of tech, Apple, big dollars, so now it is rumoured to be thinking small in a bid to claw back its “innovation” image.
Scotland does not care
Wackypedia leader Jimmy Wales has suggested that Apple should stop selling its popular iPhone line in the UK
Chaos shows that Apple TV will be as slanted as Fox
It is starting to look like Apple TV will be heavily censored to conform Jobs’ Mob marketing.