Press is furious as shares plummet
The Tame Apple Press is furious after Wall Street failed to lift Apple's share prices and the value of the company continued to fall in accordance with market forces.
Same as the old one but thinner
Apple will apparently launch its new Apple TV in September.
Fan boys would not notice
Three teens were arrested in Detroit area after trying to flog the owner of a MetroPCS store iPhones that were bricked.
We wonder why they buy iPhones
It seems that Apple's reality distortion field on products does not last very long.
Apple is furious that a documentary of Steve Jobs shows his face and fails to give him the respect which should be accorded to a god.
It is dull, ugly, pointless and German let's make it even more expensive
The Apple rumour mill was all a whirl after word leaked out that Apple is choosing BMW for its first electric smart car.
Huawei closer to Samsung and Apple
The latest IDC Worldwide Quarterly Mobile Phone Tracker indicates that there maybe problems ahead for Apple and Samsung.
Too frightened to reveal iWatch failure
A German analyst has dismissed Apple's claims that it does not want to reveal its iWatch figures because it would give the competition an advantage.
Looking to recruit slum dog millionaires
Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is looking to replace what is predicted to become a shrinking market in China by adopting a missionary position for its cargo cult in India.