Apple is having a huge problem getting its Apple Pay off the ground in the US, so now it is having a crack at the UK.
IPv6 not still widely adopted
The US organisation responsible for doling out IP addresses has rejected a request because there was not enough stock of the IPv4 flavour.
$13 fitness band kicking iWatch to death
Although you will not see it in the Tame Apple Press, in China Xiaomi is flogging shedloads of fitness bands for $13.
No luck in the US
While US retailers have treated Apple Pay with a loud resounding yawn, Jobs' Mob thinks it will have more like with the British.
Captain Scarlet to take voluntary redundancy
Chipmaker Qualcomm has flogged off a chunk of the l-Band spectrum it has in Britain.
UK blocking failure
The British Empire's attempt to crush piracy using the power of the Internet has been about as successful as its 19th century invasion of Afghanistan.
Coppers across the UK have arrested 56 people on suspicion of computer hacking offences.
Beats taxing the unemployed
Will be like 3G soon
Destroy adverts on illegal sites