Wall Street has already seen through it
Yesterday Apple announced that its sold more than 13 million iPhone 6s and 6s Pluses in its first three days of launch and claimed it was a record. The Tame Apple Press sent its staff to dance in the streets, but the question was why does Wall Street look even more coldly at Jobs Mob?
It is not our fault
The Tame Apple Press after playing down the security mess which was the mass infection of the Apple Store, is now claiming it was not Jobs' Mob's fault.
But US blames China
It would appear that while the US has been blaming China for all its cyber break-ins it appears to be ignoring Tsar Putin's elite hacking team for the last seven years.
Sales will fall to 2013 levels
Beancounters at Digitimes Research have warned that the introduction of 3D Touch may not be strong enough to stir up demand for the new iPhones as the outfit loses control of China.
China is doing its best to make sure its workers cannot use VPNs to sneak past its Great Firewall of China.
Most of the US's manufacturing base
The US government is planning shedloads of sanctions against China, forgetting that most of its IT is manufactured behind the bamboo curtain.
Chinese hackers make short work of it
The fruity cargo cult Apple's faith-based security is being turned over by atheistic Chinese hackers.
Blame China syndrome
Prices of IT is starting to rise in China response to the stock market crash and currency flunctuations
Whatever Apple claim
While Apple is claiming it is cleaning up in China, some figures in from the Far East suggest that the market has been carved up by local suppliers.