Apple launches new iPad Pro 2024 models
Published in Mobiles


OLED display and M4 chipset for Pro, and new iPad Air models in tow

Apple has officially announced its newest iPad Pro models, which will be available in 11- and 13-inch versions, and come with OLED screens, the new M4 chip, the new Apple Pencil Pro, and more, marking the biggest update to the iPad Pro update since it was launched. Apple also announced the new iPad Air 2024 models with M2 chip that will also be available in 11- and 13-inch sizes.

Oracle of Omaha dumps some of his Apple shares
Published in News


Buffet sees trouble ahead.

The Tame Apple Press is trying to spin the news that Warren Buffet, one of Jobs’ Mob’s keenest and most knowledgeable investors, has just dumped a large amount of the stock.

TSMC packaging booked out
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We can’t fit you in for a couple of years

TSMC has declared that its sophisticated packaging capacity is booked out for two years after Nvidia, AMD, and Guanghuida have secured its state-of-the-art packaging technologies for their high-performance computing projects.

AMD Ryzen 9 7950X3D spotted with double the V-Cache
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192MB of V-Cache

There has been a sighting of a Zen 4 CPU variant boasting a whopping 192MB of L3 cache—double the V-Cache of existing models.

Microsoft is close to setting up its own commercial AI
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Vole wants to be free of Google and OpenAI

Software King of the World Microsoft, stirring up the AI pot with a whopping investment of more than €9.29 into OpenAI, is cooking up its own secret sauce: a spanking new AI model that's beefy enough to throw down the gauntlet to big dogs like Google, Anthropic, and even OpenAI.

Outrage as council bans apostrophes on street signs
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It avoids computer glitches

North Yorkshire council has sparked fury among residents and language experts after declaring it would scrap apostrophes on street signs to sidestep issues with computer systems.

GPU farmers are making a killing
Published in AI


And on that farm he had a GPU 

CoreWeave, which started as a crypto miner, has just bagged a whopping €1.02 billion ($1.1 billion) in fresh dosh from backers like Coatue, Fidelity, and Altimeter Capital as big money wants to invest in AI.

Apple’s spyware problem getting worse
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Faithbased security failing

The fruity cargo cult Apple is getting into serious trouble over its current surge in spyware.

Samsung about to shun AMD
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Will return to making its own in-house chip

The Dark Satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn, claiming that Samsung is set to abandon AMD’s RDNA GPU architecture and revert to using its homegrown integrated graphics for its Exynos SoC.

UK government needs to do more to sort out AI
Published in AI


House of Lords committee wants more competition and less agreeing with Big Tech

A Lords committee is laying into the government, demanding that market competition in artificial intelligence (AI) be made “an explicit policy objective”.