Apple loses tablet crown to Samsung
Published in Notebooks


As market goes down the loo


The fruity tax-dodging cargo cult is no longer the number one tablet maker in Europe, despite inventing the keyboardless netbook.

WannaCrypt dusts off Linux desktop debate
Published in News


Apparently Linux desktop is more secure


In the wake of the WannaCrypt malware disaster there have been moves within the Linux community to try and use it to prove that this is the ideal reason to put Linux on the Desktop.

Apple spending a fortune on lobbying
Published in News


Thou shalt not repair your phone

The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple is pulling out all the lobbying stops to stop its users getting cheap repairs.

Punters line up for a bit of old Tosh
Published in Memory

Suitors are lining up for Toshiba's semiconductor business.

Swedes gives up on Assange
Published in News


Seven year stand off is over


Julian Assange has won his battle against extradition to Sweden after prosecutors said that they will no longer go ahead with an investigation into a rape allegation.

Apple goes for an Indian
Published in News


iPhone SE assembly line established

The Fruity cargo-cult Apple has completed its first trial run assembly of the iPhone SE in India as part of a cunning plan to get a foothold in a market which favours cheap and cheerful products.

Juniper releases ultra-rugged tablet
Published in News


Mesa 2 Rugged Tablet running on Android


Juniper Systems has released its the Mesa 2 Rugged Tablet running on the Android.

Cisco misses current quarter revenue
Published in News


Will fire more workers and not those who got it in this mess


Cisco has widely missed what industry experts were expecting for its revenue and rather than sacking senior managers who have been leading the company down the toilet, it has decided to sack 1,100 more workers.

Android is on two billion devices
Published in News


Nine out of 10 smartphones


While the fruity cargo-cult Apple and its minions in the Tame Apple Press want you to believe that iOS is the most successful operating system, Google Android really is the clear winner.

VPN use is growing like crazy
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One in six use one, so no one can see what they are watching


A new report has revealed that VPN usage in the UK has increased with almost one in six people now using one.