Apple designing another bendy phone
Published in Mobiles


This time on purpose

While Apple was rightly mocked for releasing a phone which could bend easier than a Romanian gymnast it seems that the Knight of the Rounded Rectangle Sir Johnny Ives thinks it was a pretty super cool idea.

British coppers investigate Microsoft's HoloLens
Published in News


Robocop on its way

Cambridgeshire Constabulary to use Microsoft's HoloLens augmented reality hardware as part of an ambitious push to harness cutting-edge technology.

Warner kills off Batman: Arkham Knight
Published in Games


Holy pants PC port Batman

Warner Bros has said "that's all folks" to the super buggy PC version of Batman: Arkham Knight.

Nvidia supplies open saucy reference headers
Published in News


Catching up with Intel and AMD

Nvidia will begin supplying hardware reference headers for the Nouveau DRM driver in a move that will see it catching up with AMD and Intel on supplying the steadily growing Linux gamer market.

Siri joins the 9/11 conspiracy
Published in News


Lizard on Board

Fruity cargo cult Apple is apparently part of the Lizard inspired illuminati cover-up of the 9/11 terrorist plot.

Lexus creates hover board
Published in News


It could freeze your Nikes

Lexus has created the functioning hoverboard from Back the Future – sort of.

Qualcomm thinking about buying AMD
Published in Processors


What will Intel do?

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Qualcomm may be gearing up to buy a large slice of AMD.

Cannonlake is delayed by bigger lake
Published in News


Kaby Lake gets priority

The 10nm die shrink for Skylake, the Cannonlake, has been delayed while Chipzilla puts out a bigger 14nm chipset Kaby Lake.

AMD explains why Quantum has Intel chip
Published in Processors


We sold our soul to Devil's Canyon

AMD's Project Quantum PC system, with graphics powered by two of the new Fiji GPUs may have got the pundits moist but it has been discovered that the beast has Intel inside

ECS walks away from motherboards
Published in Motherboards


Demand is shrinking

ECS has announced that it will no longer actively market own-brand DIY motherboards.