Prints off a $1.05 billion dollar cheque
The maker of expensive printer ink, HP, has written a $1.05 billion cheque for Samsung's printer business.
No advantage to customers at all – it is all about the money
Fruity tax dodger Apple’s moves to replace the headphone jack on the iPhone 7 were nothing about users and everything about its Beats racket.
Samsung has told Galaxy Note7 users to turn off their phones and go back to their old ones until the replacements show up.
Making cash on the back of your network
Owners of a Seagate NAS might like to check to see if it is not infected with Mal/Miner-C, also known as PhotoMiner, which is infecting the devices and using them to mine for the Monero cryptocurrency.
The fruity tax dodger Apple has pulled out of the race to build self-driving cars because the industry was not doing what it was told.
Just helping you out Tim
While many people refuse to believe me when I complain about the Tame Apple Press which publishes stories as free PR for the fruity cargo cult, they might want to look at the news this week.
Porcupine has spike in popularity
VR headset maker Oculus has won its first Emmy Award for a movie about a porcupine who is too prickly.
Snubs its own flaming subsidiary
Samsung has indicated it will from now on use all batteries for its device from China's ATL after its own SDI subsidiary embarrassed it.
Planning release of GTX 1050 gpus
Nvidia is claiming that the supply for its Pascal-based GeForce GTX 1080, 1070 and 1060 graphics cardsis a little too tight to mention.
By 2040 they will be the best criminals
Boffins have been shuffling their electronic tarot cards and reached the conclusion that by 2040 the people committing the most crimes will be robots.