HP buys Samsung's printer business
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Prints off a $1.05 billion dollar cheque

The maker of expensive printer ink, HP, has written a $1.05 billion cheque for Samsung's printer business.

Apple headphone jack move props up Beats
Published in Mobiles

No advantage to customers at all – it is all about the money

Fruity tax dodger Apple’s moves to replace the headphone jack on the iPhone 7 were nothing about users and everything about its Beats racket.

Samsung tells Galaxy Note7 users to turn off their phones
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Replacements coming

Samsung has told Galaxy Note7 users to turn off their phones and go back to their old ones until the replacements show up.

Seagate NAS infected with mining software
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Making cash on the back of your network

Owners of a Seagate NAS might like to check to see if it is not infected with Mal/Miner-C, also known as PhotoMiner, which is infecting the devices and using them to mine for the Monero cryptocurrency.

Apple gives up on self-driving cars
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Too innovative

The fruity tax dodger Apple has pulled out of the race to build self-driving cars because the industry was not doing what it was told.

Tame Apple Press made up a Samsung phone flight ban story
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Just helping you out Tim

While many people refuse to believe me when I complain about the Tame Apple Press which publishes stories as free PR for the fruity cargo cult, they might want to look at the news this week.

VR movie wins an Emmy
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09 September 2016

VR movie wins an Emmy

Porcupine has spike in popularity

VR headset maker Oculus has won its first Emmy Award for a movie about a porcupine who is too prickly.

Samsung goes for ATL batteries
Published in Mobiles

Snubs its own flaming subsidiary

Samsung has indicated it will from now on use all batteries for its device from China's ATL after its own SDI subsidiary embarrassed it.

Nvidia claims tight GeForce GTX 1080,1070 and 1060 supply
Published in Graphics

Planning release of GTX 1050 gpus

Nvidia is claiming that the supply for its Pascal-based GeForce GTX 1080, 1070 and 1060 graphics cardsis a little too tight to mention.

Robots will soon commit more crime than anyone else
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By 2040 they will be the best criminals

Boffins have been shuffling their electronic tarot cards and reached the conclusion that by 2040 the people committing the most crimes will be robots.