Apple stuck a Farrell in charge of Apple quality... what could possibly go wrong?
The Tame Apple Press is stunned after it was revealed that a Farrell has escaped from Apple custody after he had been put in charge of Apple's quality.
A watch which removes stones from horse's hooves
It appears that everyone is making a watch these days – other than Apple of course, which is yet to release its out-of-date effort. The latest manufacturer to throw its hat into the ring is the maker of Swiss Army knives.
Could replace lithium-ion batteries
A team of US boffins have emerged from their smoke filled labs claiming that they have a replacement for lithium-ion batteries
Intel still the market leader shokka
Sales of semiconductors were up eight per cent and reached $340bn according to a report by analyst house Gartner.
Just £169.99 for full Windows
Microsoft has released the Lumia 640 and Lumia 640 XL, two new budget-friendly additions to its Windows Phone range.
Size of a rice grain
The Michigan Micro Mote, or the M3, has been released and its makers claim that it is the smallest in the world.
Hopes the Galaxy will save it
Samsung just released its financial performance for the first quarter of the year and while it beat the rather poor expectations of the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street there is not too much to be happy about.
Chipzilla denies it
It appears that Chipzilla has worked out a cunning plan to prevent people worrying about all the money it is losing trying to buy its way into the mobile market.
Early days yet
Nvidia is claiming a victory in its patent case against Samsung and Qualcomm in the US after an International Trade Commission has returned a pretrial claim construction ruling that it claims favours the outfit.
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Computer gaming outfit Nintendo, whose toilet themed games consoles are flushing down the loo have thought it a natty idea to try and screw cash out of you-tube reviewers.