Musk's price cuts crash Tesla values
Depreciation high
The electric vehicle market is sputtering, with inventories piling up like a traffic jam on the M25, in a desperate bid to keep up, Tesla's been slashing prices like a mad axeman, but it's backfired spectacularly.
Apple schmoozes as anti-trust concerns deepen
Visits White House 87 times in just four years
Fruity cargo cult Apple supremo Tim Cook, is hoping to head off anti-trust investigations with a White House charm offensive.
Tame Apple Press hypes chips that never were
For the car, which never was
The Tame Apple Press, which has been hyping Jobs’ Mob’s car vapourware for nearly a decade, continues to spout column inches on Project Titan, claiming it was still worthwhile.
Charged with damage
Laptop battery blunder
Keeping a laptop plugged in is a one-way ticket to Tech Trouble Town.
AI art war
Midjourney bans Stability AI in data scraping scandal
AI art outfit Midjourney has banned the boffins at Stability AI from using its service amidst accusations of data thievery that caused a system-wide blackout.
Big Brother on wheels
US carmakers sell customer data to insurance companies
US carmakers have been making a quick buck by flogging data on customers driving to insurance companies who have then been jacking up their premiums.
TinyBox tizzy
AMD's Radeon woes spark a Twitter tantrum
TinyBox, the plucky little AI server that could, has hit a snag that's more than just a glitch.
Nvidia Blackwell GPU rumours
Expect the unexpected
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn about Nvidia’s next-gen GeForce RTX 50 "Blackwell" GPUs.
Nvidia’s AI chips can't be beaten, even if they're free
Jensen Huang gets overenthusiastic.
Nvidia boss Jensen Huang has boasted that his firm's chips are "so good that even when the competitor's chips are free, it's not cheap enough."
Apple shares plummet as China snubs iPhones
Tame Apple Press goes into a full spin
The Tame Apple Press is enthusiastically writing stories about Apple’s non-existent AI capabilities, which will eclipse Microsoft, Google and Nvidia after the outfit's shares plunge to their lowest level this year as Chinese customers ditch their iPhones for cheaper rivals.