Return of the smartphone
Qualcomm results surprise Wall Street
Qualcomm has reported fiscal second-quarter earnings that exceeded the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street's expectations, accompanied by a robust forecast for the upcoming quarter.
AMD results expected tonight
Cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are holding their breath
Wall Street is waiting expectantly for AMD to announce its results tonight after Chipzilla’s disappointing report almost sent them to the window ledges.
US insists that it does not want to stop Chinese growth
We just want to make sure our companies rule the world
The US Secretary of State Antony Blinken made the bizarre claim that all the sanctions his country had put on Chinese firms were not to stop that country from growing economically.
Apple given six months to sort out iPadOS
Must follow the same rules as everyone else
Fruity cargo cult Apple his being corralled by the EU's Digital Markets Act (DMA) to bring its iPadOS into line.
Tsar Putin purges Wackypedia
Replaces it with something more to his taste
Russian Tsar Vladamir Putin has expelled the fake penis experts and phoney doctorate editors of Wackypedia from Russia insisting that if anyone is going to make anyone disappear and decide who is notable, it will be him.