Bubble bursts

The Cocaine Nose Jobs of Wall Street are furious after AMD’s results were not as wonderful as they expected.

Microsoft paid $10 billion to rule AI

Search engine Google paid the fruity cargo cult Apple $20 billion in 2022 as protection money to be the default search engine in Jobs’ Mob’s Safari browser.

Too much of a risky business for now

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that Google is starting to get cold feet about supporting the RISC-V chip.

We're in the money

Amazon has unfurled its Q1 financial tapestry, revealing sales of $143.3bn (€121.7bn) and an operating income that's nothing to sniff at, $15.3 billion (€13 billion).

Faster than a speeding bullet

Micron Technology has announced it's shipping its whopping 128GB DDR5 RDIMM memory, which can manage 5,600 MT/s if it is going downhill and has the wind behind it.

The return of Windows 10

Windows 11 has seen its market share take a tumble, falling below the 26 per cent mark.

Wants to be as evil as Apple

Google has bid farewell to 200 of its 'Core' team members. The tech giant, renowned for its 'do no evil' mantra, appears to have adopted a new approach: 'do more cheaper.' With the speed of a game of musical chairs, roles are being relocated to India and Mexico, a move that raises questions about the company's outsourcing strategy.

Qualcomm results surprise Wall Street

Qualcomm has reported fiscal second-quarter earnings that exceeded the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street's expectations, accompanied by a robust forecast for the upcoming quarter.

Wants to stop a cloud service 

IBM is in court to halt the operation of a cloud service that allegedly infringes upon its mainframe intellectual property.

Cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are holding their breath

Wall Street is waiting expectantly for AMD to announce its results tonight after Chipzilla’s disappointing report almost sent them to the window ledges.