Depressed iPhone 6S are switching themselves off
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IPhone in a coma, I know, I know it is serious 
 

The new iPhone 6S has a new feature –  it puts itself into a coma to avoid listening to the inane chatter of Apple fanboys owners .

iOS 9.0.2 is out
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02 October 2015

iOS 9.0.2 is out


Fixes multiple instabilities and crashes

Apple has tried to fix the mess it made with iOS 9.0.1 and repair the major instability we experienced first hand by issuing version 9.0.2

iPhone 6s is a bit of a turkey
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Main reason to upgrade is borked

The Tame Apple Press has been promoting the iPhone 6s's 3D touch as a good reason to waste money upgrading to an otherwise identical phone to the older model. However it turns out that it does not work as well as Apple claims.

Woman strips for iPhone 6S in shopping centre
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Doesn't work

China appears shocked that Apple's marketing is making people completely insane.

More peace declared in Smartphone wars
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Smartphone trademark world war cools

The world war between companies fighting over patent infringement connected to smartphones is starting to die out as all sides collapse of legal exhaustion.