Peasants fed up with being told to eat gateau

It seems that French peasants are revolting at the way that the fruity cargo cult - Apple - is being allowed to avoid paying tax while they are being told to eat cake.

Apparently temperatures Ryzen is a good thing.

AMD has invited a French company called Qarnot to discuss how they're using Ryzen Pro processors to heat homes and offices for free.

So, you can have him killed we guess 

A French company is in hot water for offering "invisible PC spy software" which could be used "to find out if your son is gay".

Used Facebook to try to sink Macron

Russian spooks had a crack at gaming the French elections using fake Facebook personas, according to a US congressman and two other people briefed on the effort.

American megacompanies are tax-free

Google won its fight against $1.3 billion French tax bill after a court rejected claims the search engine giant abused loopholes to avoid paying its fair share.

Russian bear falls for honeypot easter egg

A last-minute attempt by Russian hackers to overturn the French election in favour of Tsar Putin’s favourite destabilising candidate came unstuck with some good IT management.

Even Wikileaks admits it is being played

Hackers working for Tsar Putin had another go at gaming an election with its usual partners of Far Right groups and Wikileaks.

More than 30,000 fake accounts linked to the French election

Facebook says it has targeted 30,000 fake accounts linked to France ahead of the country's presidential election, as part of a worldwide effort against misinformation.

Revenge over payment issue

A French man decided to  crush an Apple store with his huge balls of steel.

Ironically a week after killing two Atom chips

Just a week after killing off two generations of Atom mobile chips, Chipzilla has teamed up with a French atomic energy lab to look at future low-power mobile technologies.