UK denies high-tech spying on Trump’s microwave
Published in News


Nonsense


In rare move, Britain’s top spooks slapped down allegations that Barack Obama used GCHQ to spy on Donald Trump during the presidential campaign.

Alexander Graham Bell was American, insists Trump
Published in Mobiles


Because he is smart


Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump is insisting that Alexander Graham Bell was American as part of his “making America great again” campaign.

Trump refusing to give up old handset
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 15 February 2017 12:08

Trump refusing to give up old handset


Inquiry launched


Two US senators have requested details on President Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump’s smartphone security, claiming he is still using his old handset which might leak secrets to foreign powers.

Putin might deliver Snowden to Trump
Published in News
Monday, 13 February 2017 11:59

Putin might deliver Snowden to Trump


A present for his favourite new chum


Tsar Vladimir Putin is about to deliver NSA whistle-blower Edward Snowden gift wrapped to his best friend Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump according to US intelligence sources.

Key Trump adviser tried to flog WoW gold
Published in Games
Monday, 13 February 2017 11:45

Key Trump adviser tried to flog WoW gold


Lost a fortune on it


President Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump’s most popular advisor, Steve Bannon, managed to convince his old bosses at Goldman Sachs to make an incredible investment in a website flogged WoW gold.

Assange might be evicted
Published in News
Thursday, 09 February 2017 13:15

Assange might be evicted


Ecuador finding him an embarrassment

Julian Assange may soon be asked to leave the Ecuadorian embassy where he has been holed up to avoid questioning on Swedish sex charges since 2012.

Intel joins Trump on factory spin
Published in Processors
Thursday, 09 February 2017 11:59

Intel joins Trump on factory spin


Reality out to lunch


This week US president Donald Trump and the Intel CEO Brian Krzanich got together to pretend that Chipzilla was bowing before his glorious orangeness’s demands to set up US factories.

Uber boss gives up on Trump
Published in News
Friday, 03 February 2017 12:20

Uber boss gives up on Trump


Bows to staff requests


Uber’s Travis Kalanick has bowed to his staff requests and left President Donald (Prince of Orange’s) Trump’s advisory council.

Trump loses shine for Intel CEO
Published in News
Thursday, 02 February 2017 13:34

Trump loses shine for Intel CEO


Can’t support travel ban


During the election, Intel CEO Brian Krzanich was closely associated with Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump and was set to run a fundraiser for him until the press found out.

Trump orders clamp down on H-1B workers
Published in News
Tuesday, 31 January 2017 11:39

Trump orders clamp down on H-1B workers


Silicon Valley must prove they can’t hire US workers


After solving the problem of terrorists coming into the US by using an executive order banning Muslims from entering the country from places where he does not have business dealings, Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump is doing something similar to Big Tech.