Apple sued for firing pro-union workers
CWA tells Jobs’ Mob it is time to modernise
The Communications Workers of America (CWA) has accused Apple of illegally firing employees in retaliation for their union organising efforts.
Apple Pay Later arrives
Ironically late
Fruity cargo cult Apple has introduced Apple Pay Later scheme in the US, later than Jobs' Mob thought it would be.
Apple staff fear that new headset will be expensive flop
VR headset depends too much on non-existant hype
Apple employees are apparently warning their managers that the company's inbound VR headset, is going to be an overpriced flop.
Kremlin staff told to get rid of their iPhones
Security risk
In a move that has been greeted with horror by the Tame Apple Press, that very nice Mr Putin has declared a "special military operation" on Apple and its products.
Apple slashes bonuses and expenses
But no staff cuts yet
While most tech companies are following a 19th century employment strategy and firing workers at the slight hint of a recession, the fruity cargo cult Apple appears to be doing something more intelligent.
Apple is having trouble with mixed reality
It interferes with its reality distortion field
Fruity cargo-cult Apple is having trouble with its mixed reality headsets, and while the Tame Apple Press is telling the world+dog that it is about to be released, divisions among those at the flying saucer suggest it is not.
Apple and Foxconn get Karnataka to water down labour laws
Wants to treat workers like it did in China
Apple and Foxconn, the technology giant's manufacturing partner, have successfully lobbied for landmark labour law reforms in the south Indian state of Karnataka which will enable them to treat workers like they did in China.
Apple's new 13-inch and 15-inch Macbook Air models to pack M3 chip
Refreshed "entry-level" Macbook Pro also incoming
There have been quite a few rumors about the upcoming Macbook Air models, but 9to5Mac.com now managed to confirm that the new Macbook Air will be coming in 13-inch and 15-inch versions and both will be powered by the M3 chip.
Foxconn revenues slump
Nothing to do with Apple
Foxconn, Apple's biggest supplier and contract manufacturer, has seen a slump in revenue due to weaker demand for electronics in February 2023, but the Tame Apple Press has made no mention of Jobs' Mob's sales slumping as being the cause.
Apple uses 'clean energy' as an excuse to 'slow' charging
Means that you don't have to inovate
Fruity cargo-cult Apple has come up with a novel way of green washing the fact that its new iOS 16.1 is as slow as an asthmatic ant with a heavy load of shopping.