Quanta shows that notebooks ain't dead yet
Published in Notebooks
Tuesday, 11 August 2015 10:52

Quanta shows that notebooks ain't dead yet


Down but better than last year

Notebook ODM Quanta Computer has proven that there is still some life in the notebook market.

Cortana headed for Android and iOS
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 10 August 2015 10:57

Cortana headed for Android and iOS


Better than anything they have

Software giant Microsoft is onto a winner with its Cortana search and has plans to bring it to iOS and Android.

Lenovo is global PC leader
Published in News
Friday, 07 August 2015 13:12

Lenovo is global PC leader


Tablets dying

Beancounters at Canalys have added up all their numbers and divided by their shoe size to name Lenovo the biggest PC leader.

Apple spends a fortune protecting Cook
Published in News
Friday, 07 August 2015 12:36

Apple spends a fortune protecting Cook


From what?

Fruity cargo cult Apple is so terrified that something bad will happen to its leader Tim Cook that it spends nearly $700,000 to protect him. 

Apple desperate to get into Android
Published in News
Friday, 07 August 2015 12:13

Apple desperate to get into Android


Hiring Android staff

It seems that Android is doing something right and its rival Apple wants to copy it.

iTunes "illegal" in the UK
Published in News
Friday, 07 August 2015 11:36

iTunes "illegal" in the UK


Something positive from daft High Court ruling

Fall out from a bizarre UK high court ruling could see Apple's iTunes banned from the country.

US court allows Apple to persecute defectors
Published in News
Thursday, 06 August 2015 12:50

US court allows Apple to persecute defectors


Heretics can't talk to fanboys

A US court has decided that Apple is allowed to carry out its harassment of to those who break free from the clutches of its cult.

iPhone sales dropping in US
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 05 August 2015 16:09

iPhone sales dropping in US


Beginning of the end

Apple's vice like grip in the US smartphone market is falling off as sales of the overpriced gadgets slump.

Apple's shares get dose of reality
Published in News
Wednesday, 05 August 2015 11:56

Apple's shares get dose of reality


Press is furious as shares plummet 

The Tame Apple Press is furious after Wall Street failed to lift Apple's share prices and the value of the company continued to fall in accordance with market forces.

Apple TV coming out
Published in News
Friday, 31 July 2015 11:45

Apple TV coming out


Same as the old one but thinner

Apple will apparently launch its new Apple TV in September.