Apple hangs on to repaired phones
It's ours, not yours
All Apple Stores outside of China are closed until further notice due to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, and it’s preventing some customers from picking up their repaired devices.
Apple cast out from top 10 consumer electronics heaven
Down to number 14
The fruit themed cargo cult has been cast out from among the heavenly hosts of the top five consumer electronics makers.
Apple makes another daft move
Believes users will want to give it even more money for nothing
In the middle of a pandemic-fuelled recession, the fruity cargo cult Apple thinks that users will want to give it more money for something stupid.
Tame Apple Press declares the death of the laptop again
After Apple release a new iPad Pro which does the same things as the old one
Fruity cargo cult Apple’s legions of fans in the tech press are telling the world+dog that its new iPad Pro 2020 will “finally” kill off the laptop PC.
Apple’s iOS leaks your data
Tame Apple Press claims it is a good reason to upgrade
Apple’s iPhone has bug which leaks gigabytes of data to the internet, it is not going to fix it and it will break most Apple fanboy’s phone bills.
Apple fined for running another cartel
Repeat offence
The fruity cargo cult called Apple does not appear to have learnt its lesson and has been caught operating another cartel to shut out its rivals.
Apple reopens stores in China
As it shuts down else where
Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided it is safe enough to open 42 of its branded retail temples to western consumer capitalism in China.
Chinese don't believe in "an Apple a day" any more
iPhone demand halves in China and Apple blames Kung Flu
Apple sold fewer than half a million iPhones in China in February, government data showed as the coronavirus outbreak halved demand for smartphones.
Wang saves iPhone from iOS again
Apple sues
Ten years ago, David Wang installed Android on the first-generation iPhone. Now Wang and his colleagues at cybersecurity startup Corellium are doing it again with the ostentatiously titled Project Sandcastle.
Apple lets advertisers push adverts on your screen
If you are dumb enough to agree to it
Apple will now allow push notifications to be used for advertising, so long as users agree to receive the ads first.