Apple TV users forced to buy an iPhone
Otherwise your device is just another brick in the wall
Apple is forcing its Apple TV users to buy an iPhone.
Apple unveils M2 Pro and M2 Max SoCs
More CPU and GPU cores
Today, at its dedicated event, Apple has unveiled new M2 Pro and M2 Max SoC, adding both more CPU and GPU cores, more L2 cache, and unified memory, as well as the latest WiFi 6E and 8K HDMI support, all in order to power the new MacBook Pro and Mac mini devices.
Apple loses patent battle on watches
Apple watches could be banned in the US
Fruity-cargo cult Apple could see its watches banned from the United States after a court ruled that it stole tech and staff from a medical instrument outfit called Masimo.
Apple works out more ways to mess up its Mac Pro
Why not solder in the RAM?
After Apple turned its Mac Pro into a giant $6000 cheese grater, we have been waiting to see how the fruity cargo cult could mess up its flagship product even further.
Apple abandons plans for fourth-generation iPhone SE in 2024
5G chips not good enough
Apple has told suppliers that it has canceled plans to release a fourth-generation iPhone SE in 2024 and appears to be having trouble getting its own 5G chip going.
France does not surrender on Apple's advertising
Illegally harvesting iPhone owners' data
While the Tame Apple Press applauded Job's Mob's moves to tackle privacy issues from Facebook and other clients, it appears that the French data protection authority, CNIL was less impressed.
Samsung slumps
Fourth quarter results poor due to Apple production delays
Samsung has reported an eight-year low for its operating profit in its fourth earnings results, dropping to $3.4 billion from $10.9 billion last year.
Tame Apple Press furious after AMD shows Jobs' Mob who is boss
Pages full of sore bottoms
The Tame Apple Press was furious yesterday after customers started to compare AMD's new Ryzen 7040 series of chips with Apple's M1 Pro and M2 chips with Jobs' Mob's gear showing up poorly.
Apple ponies up for poor keyboard design
A butterfly flaps its wings, and Apple's reputation drops down the loo
Fruity cargo-cult Apple has started making payments to users who were unfortunate enough to buy one of its MacBooks with the god-awful butterfly keyboard.
Apple loses steam
Shares falling as cash cow stuck
Apple shares fell more than three per cent trading giving the iPhone maker a market capitalisation under $2 trillion for the first time since May.