Apple finally invents the thumb drive
Super cool technology finally makes it to the iPad
The geniuses at Apple have finally got the super cool, game changing thumb drive technology to work on its latest iPad – just 20 years behind Microsoft
Apple finally kills iTunes
Death of clunky long-out-of-date software
Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally killed off its much maligned out of date music software iTunes.
Justice Department probes Apple
Anti-competitive actions
The US Justice Department has jurisdiction for a potential probe of Apple using its size to act in an anti-competitive manner.
Dark Mode is Apple’s latest snake oil
Fake science
Dark Mode is the "best feature" of macOS 10.14 Mojave, and the fruity cargo cult Apple claims that it can create a distraction-free working environment that’s easy on the eyes. However it turns out that if it is true then Apple fanboys do not have human brains.
Apple abandons 3D touch
Users would not touch it with a bargepole
Your years after 3D Touch debuted on the iPhone 6s and was touted to be a game changing technology that would change the way we made phone calls, Apple is killing it off as yet another product it could not market its way to success.
Apple tries to defend itself against antitrust app store allegations
Accidently reveals how much control it has and how difficult it is to compete
Fruity Cargo Cult Apple, which has previous form running an ebook cartel, is trying to defend itself against an antitrust lawsuit with huge implications and a formal EU investigation over its App Store antics.
Apple sued over pretty poor privacy
The Case claims it was flogging users' private data
If a US court case is to be believed, the fruity cargo cult Apple has been lying to the world about not making a buck or two out of flogging user data.
Apple released a “new” iPod Touch
Nothing really to see here
The fruity-cargo cult Apple has once again pushed back the boundaries of technology with its latest, super-cool, pan-intelligent, iPod Touch… nah not really it has shoved out the same four year old iPod touch and stuck a new chip inside.
Huawei defends Apple from wrath of Chinese
Says it will protest against a China ban
While the fruity cargo cult Apple is worried that it could be banned from selling its expensive goods in China, it has found an unexpected ally in Huawei.
Chinese anti-Apple sentiment rising
And the government has not weighed in yet
US Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump’s trade war is having a knock-on effect on the fruity cargo cult Apple.