Wall Street worried about wasted cash on Apple TV

Fruity cargo-cult Apple, founded on ruthless cost controls and excessive margins, has been spending money like water lately.

No jailbreak required

A developer managed to use an exploit found in iOS 16 to change the default font of the system without jailbreak.

Human rights groups slam fruity cargo cult 

Human rights groups have accused the fruity cargo cult Apple of selling the lives of their users in authoritarian regimes such as Russia and China to make profits.

So much for the hype

Fruity cargo cult Apple has failed to get its silicon to work on its high end cheese grater MacPro workstations, and even the Tame Apple Press is starting to wonder about it.

Critical Apple bug needed Microsoft to point it out before it was noticed

Remember the days when Apple mocked Microsoft's security?  It now seems that the fruity cargo cult is relying on Vole to find flaws its software genii can't spot.

Just in case that kept you up all night 

Apple traditionally does not say what components it slaps under the bonnet of its iPhone cash cow, so the Tame Apple Press was surprised that its CEO Tim Cook revealed on a trip to Japan that it uses Sony image sensors.

One ring to rule them

Fruity cargo cult Apple has worked out a way to make its watch redundant as a health app by replacing it with a censor ring that relays the data to the iPhone.

Lucky them

Apple will no longer bar employees from speaking out about workplace harassment and discrimination issues.

If it ever happens

The Tame Apple Press has been insisting for years that Apple is going to make a car, with the latest date being suggested as 2026.  But now it seems that it has to front up to the fact that the car might just be expensive and disappointing.

It has until December 2024

Apple has been told that it has until December 2024 to get rid of its Lightning sockets or face the music.