Persecutes small businessman for crime of daring to fix broken iPhones

Despite being told by a Norwegian court that it had no case, the fruity cargo cult Apple is trying to sue a small businessperson into bankruptcy.

But still thinks it is great

Designers at fruity cargo cult Apple appear to have been sniffing the floor polish again after proudly showing off one of the potentially daftest features for an iPhone.

MacOS was vulnerable for all that time 

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has repaired a bug which has been in its operating system for 20 years.

Cut and pastes Fudzilla arguments

You know that there is something wrong when a fanatical Apple fanboy rag like Macworld starts to use phrases to describe the fruity cargo cult which might have come from Fudzilla.

Developers might have to obey if they want their app approved

Fruity cargo cult Apple is ordering developers who want to sell on its App store that they must always place its login button above Google or Facebook.

$1000 for a monitor stand?  

The fruity cargo-cult Apple appears to be seeing how much cash it can screw out of its customers before they realise they have been had.

Design is something for other people

The fruity cargo cult Apple, which used to be known for its design over substance, has come up with a new Mac Pro design which looks like a cheese grater.

Super cool technology finally makes it to the iPad

The geniuses at Apple have finally got the super cool, game changing thumb drive technology to work on its latest iPad – just 20 years behind Microsoft

Death of clunky long-out-of-date software

Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally killed off its much maligned out of date music software iTunes.

Anti-competitive actions

The US Justice Department has jurisdiction for a potential probe of Apple using its size to act in an anti-competitive manner.