There is a market after all

Luxury watchmaker Tag Heuer has found that there was a market for an expensive smartwatch if you were not Apple.

Waste of money

More than half of dissatisfied Apple users dump the Apple Watch within two weeks of buying it, according to a shocking survey.

$295 for Android Wear

Fossil's first Android Ware smartwatch has gone on sale for $295.

Expecting lower sales

Fruity cargo cult Apple does not have any high expectations that iWatch will sell much more.

“Collectables” for fanboys

Apples’ iWatch has been dismissed as a “collectable” for fanboys which made no real impact on the market.

Claims Apple is the King of Smartwatches

The Tame Apple Press is doing its best to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat over the failure of the iWatch to meet the hype.

Oh you little Intel Android tease you.

Google, Intel and luxuary watch-makter Tag Heuer have been teasing the release of a new smartwatch.

Data leak

In another reason not to own a smartwatch, a team of boffins have turned them in to devices which can spy on their owners.

Microsoft happily jumps on the iPad Pro boat with updated Office.

After joining Apple on the stage last night as the tech-fashion-cult juggernaut unveiled its latest gadgets, Microsoft has announced updates to the Office for iPad (Pro). New features for the iWatch incoming as well.

IWatch's most obvious feature is the only feature

Apple fanboys desperate to find a use for the perfectly pointless technology have focused on its most obvious feature – they are using it to tell the time.