Evil Apple takes on pear
Apple invented all fruity logos Fruity cargo cult Apple is involved in rather an evil…
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Tim Cook is a billionaire
As Apple’s share prices increase Apple chief executive Tim Cook has moved into the billionaire…
Russian watchdog barks at Apple
Antitrust Fruity cargo cult Apple appears to have angered the Russians with its control of…
Tame Apple Press shocked as Office macros infect iOS machines
Apparently, they believed they were invulnerable The Tame Apple Press is shocked and amazed that…
Apple’s marketing supremo replaced by deputy
Will work as a “fellow” who reports to Cook Fruity cargo cult Apple announced that…
Chinese outfit sues Apple for more than a billion
That Siri inovation was ours Chinese artificial intelligence company Shanghai Zhizhen Intelligent Network Technology, also…
Apple kills Dark Sky for Android
We now own it we dont have to provide a service to infidels Popular weather…
Steve Jobs blocked Amazon Kindle purchases
Antitrust inquiry into Apple’s antics According to a collection of internal emails recently released by…
Apple makes more cash than expected
Confirms more product delays While the fruity cargo cult Apple had supply problems due to…
Apple slashed its App Store fee for Amazon
Mates rates While the fruity cargo cult Apple is insisting that it needs to take…