Apple stuffed up the design of its space-ship
Great for marketing – a nightmare for developers While the Tame Apple Press has been…
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HP patents reminder messages
More HP sauce The maker of over-priced printer ink, HP, has just decided that it…
Five stupid thieves arrested in daring $590,000 iPhone heist
That is only about a dozen phones Five extremely stupid Romanians carried out a daring…
Apple helps Chinese spy on fanboys
What are friends for? The fruity-cargo cult Apple has aligned itself with the Chinese government…
Apple surrenders and agrees to pay Nokia
Pays $2 billion that it owed. It appears that all that rubbish that Apple spouted…
Apple kills the iPod
Only the Touch is left Apple has now officially killed off all its iPods, other…
Apple nicked WARF’s ideas
Jobs’ Mob found guilty of being without honour The fruity cargo-cult Apple, which insists that…
Apple wants to break free of Samsung
Will make its own OLED panels The Fruity Tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple wants to ditch LCD…
Foxconn making 200 iPhones a day
Trial production begins The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a yarn which claims that…
Qualcomm fires back at Computer & Communications Industry Association
Misdirecting regulators Qualcomm slammed a trade body which commented on its licencing dispute with Apple,…