Data CenterJune 5, 2017Apple and Amazon team up to help FoxconnGou calls in a few mates Apple and Amazon have signed up to help the…
NewsJune 1, 2017Apple invents the personal assistantNew, cutting edge, super cool, innovative The super cool, innovative, and cutting edge fruity tax-dodging…
NewsJune 1, 2017Apple orders White House not to abandon Paris AccordIt’s like Apples and Oranges The Grand Mufti of the fruity cargo-cult Apple, Tim Cook…
NewsMay 30, 2017Woz admits Apple’s innovation days are overIt is too big to do anything useful Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak has said that…
AIMay 30, 2017Surface Pro copied Apple too muchNot the design – the gouging of usersWhile Microsoft makes a Surface Pro which is…
MobilesMay 29, 2017Apple wants to remove users from devicesReplace fanboys with AI Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple is working out a way to cut…
MobilesMay 29, 2017Apple agrees to help French flight inquiryIpad and iPhone might have crashed a plane Fruity cargo-cult Apple has agreed to help…
PC HardwareMay 26, 2017Qualcomm faces shareholder lawsuitLegal department is a bit too busy Qualcomm’s own shareholders have sued the chipmaker for…
Smart DevicesMay 25, 2017Fitness trackers can’t measure caloriesChocolate teapots Fitness devices are reasonable at monitoring heart rate but can’t track calories burnt…
GraphicsMay 24, 2017Micro LED arrives soonSecond half of 2017 with products in 2018 Despite shedloads of delays and technological bottlenecks…