Prank website instantly crashes and reboots Apple iOS devices
Update: Now taken offline, but original code still available Thanks to a few very simple…
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Small iPhones sail to Titanic disaster
Analyst cuts sales by halfAn analyst has cut his estimate of projected sales of the…
Tame Apple Press braces itself for iPhone slump
Finally wakes up The Tame Apple Press is starting to report what we have been…
Pope meets Apple’s profit
Cook will have a hard sell The leader of the world’s most successful religion with…
Apple jumps on VR bandwagon
Will be late, but will still claim to have invented it With even Microsoft being…
Japan Display to mass produce OLED panels
Japan Display is set to mass produce OLED panels – but not until 2018 Japan…
Apple protects the dead
Keep your wife out of your email while you enjoy the afterlifeFruity cargo cult Apple…
Apple, Samsung and Sony in child-labour claim
Seven year olds mining for Cobalt Apple, Samsung and Sony have been named and shamed…
Donald Trump attacks Apple
Build your gear in America dammit! Comedy presidential option Donald Trump has angered the Tame…
Apple will not bring out new iWatch in March
Just a minor update Hopes that the fruity cargo cult Apple would save its moribund…