Apple’s shares get dose of reality
Press is furious as shares plummet The Tame Apple Press is furious after Wall Street…
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Apple TV coming out
Same as the old one but thinner Apple will apparently launch its new Apple TV…
Apple Play-Doh scammers
Fan boys would not notice Three teens were arrested in Detroit area after trying to…
Kids wonder why their parents bought iPods
We wonder why they buy iPhones It seems that Apple’s reality distortion field on products…
Apple furious at Steve Jobs flick
Religious fury Apple is furious that a documentary of Steve Jobs shows his face and…
Apple plans to make BMW i3 its car
It is dull, ugly, pointless and German let’s make it even more expensive The Apple…
China ready to overthrow smartphone hierarchy
Huawei closer to Samsung and Apple The latest IDC Worldwide Quarterly Mobile Phone Tracker indicates…
Analyst dubs Apple a scaredy cat
Too frightened to reveal iWatch failure A German analyst has dismissed Apple’s claims that it…
Apple wants India to make up for China
Looking to recruit slum dog millionaires Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is looking to replace what…
Apple inserts bug into OSX
Allows designer malware The software genii at Apple have redesigned their OSX software to allow…