Apple to build reality distortion field
Now you can see into its world Fruity cargo cult Apple’s grip on reality has…
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Internet explorer and Safari users are rubbish employees
New Survey dismisses default setting people People who use Internet Explorer are more likely to…
America dismisses Apple Pay
Only greenbacks in the Land of the Fee It seems that the artificial hype generated…
Fundholders slammed for Apple dependence
Breaking investment rules While some financial fund-holders are flogging their Apple shares, those who remain…
Man turns to crack dealing to buy Apple Watch
Daft excuses of our time A Chinese bloke turned to crime so that he could…
Apple blames servers for outage
Networking skills showing Apple’s legendary ability to build super secure robust networks which are the…
Developers can’t do anything with the iWatch
It is bloody useless If Apple was hoping that developers would invent Apps for its…
iPhone to get Intel silicon
7360 LTE modem, for now… Next generation iPhones seem to be getting some silicon from…
iPhone installs undeleteable iWatch advert
More Malware Jobs’ Mob has decided that the only way that punters will buy their…
CIA hacked iPhone a year before its release
Trivial security Apple’s iPhone encryption system was so easy, the CIA and FBI had cracked…