Job’s Mob nudged for selling smoke as substance
You can’t say something is intelligent when it isn’t The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has…
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iPhone flops again in China as Xiaomi eats Job’s Mob’s lunch
Seventh straight quarter of decline as punters pick cheaper gear The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple…
iPhone 6s and last Intel Mac mini buried in Apple’s graveyard
2018 Intel holdout and ageing smartphone is now vintage The fruity cargo cult Apple has…
Job’s Mob finally tries to do AI like the others
Begins looking at your emails The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is pivoting toward customer data…
Smartphones to outnumber humans
Chinese brands blitz old guard By late 2027 or early 2028, the planet will have…
Apple sees a last-minute sales surge
Tariff panic sends iPhone punters scrambling The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street barely had…
Trump’s Signal scandal festers
White House blames Apple The White House points fingers at the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s…
Trump’s tariffs torch big tech
Silicon Valley in melt down Big Tech just got a bloody nose thanks to Donald…
iPhone starts installing random Chinese apps
iOS 18.4 “feature” shoves Chinese games onto iPhones without asking Some iPhone users updating to…
Trump slaps Job’s Mob with brutal tariffs
Looks the bromance is off Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump has slammed a monster 46…