Jony Ive gives up on Apple
And they are not replacing him The Tame Apple Press is waking up to its…
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Apple fanboy jailed over iPad
Apparently, sex pests can’t own them without telling the authorities A sex pest was jailed…
Apple is rather over confident about its new “security system”
Offers millions to the first to break it The Tame Apple Press has wet itself…
EU signs off on tech giant regulation
Enforcement might be impossible EU lawmakers gave the thumbs up to landmark rules to rein…
Apple squeezes more cash out of iPhone cash cow
Pull the udder one new chips only going to be for top of the range…
MacBook Pro 2022 is pointless
Apple’s tame reviewers confused We feel sorry for the Tame Apple Press at times. There…
US Supreme Court protects Big Tech
Federal government moves to protect consumers unconsitutionalThe US Supremes might be making a move to…
Apple moral voice pleads guilty to immorality
Who would have thunk it The person who Apple appointed to lecture its staff on…
Apple wants people to buy its old Apple TVs
Offering a “discount” Fruity cargo cult Apple has so many Apple TV boxes sitting in…
Apple copies ancient Microsoft partner programme
Decides to be extra nice to select unpaid support staff with “white glove” service Fruity…