Russian hackers trying to bring down Starlink
Ukraine counter-intelligence claims Russian hackers are flat-out trying to come up with a way to…
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Musk’s mum begs him not to fight Zuckerberg
He is not worth it Elon Elon [look at me] Musk’s mum is asking the…
Musk’s Twitter is about to come crashing
Just as it breaks even Elon [look at me] Musk is about to face a…
Pentagon pays Starlink for Ukraine service
Musk will not be allowed to order Ukraine to surrender The Pentagon has announced that…
Boffins come up with way of making electricity from hot air
Governments and Elon Musk will be energy self-sufficient A team of boffins have come up…
Musk allowed to conduct medical experiments on humans
“Evil rating” level up The US Food and Drugs Administration (FDA) has decided that despite…
Most Americans “took a break” from Musk’s Twitter
Probably giving up on it next year Most Americans who used Twitter took a break…
Elon Musk claims to have invented OpenAI
Just like he did Tesla The soon to be former supreme twit Elon [look at…
Musk censored posts to help the Turkish government get re-elected
Censorship is fine so long as I am doing it Supreme Twit Elon [look at…
Musk admits Twitter was a mistake and hires a proper CEO
Linda Yaccarino handed a poisoned chalice Former supreme twit Elon [Look at Me] Musk has…