NewsOctober 5, 2023X sees huge ad-revenue lossesMusk thinks getting rid of headlines will fix that Billionaire friend of Vladimir Putin…
NewsSeptember 13, 2023US politicians want an investigation into MuskMusk summoned to the Capitol Elon [look at me] Musk has been summoned to the…
NewsAugust 15, 2023Russian hackers trying to bring down StarlinkUkraine counter-intelligence claims Russian hackers are flat-out trying to come up with a way to…
NewsJune 23, 2023Musk’s mum begs him not to fight ZuckerbergHe is not worth it Elon Elon [look at me] Musk’s mum is asking the…
NewsJune 16, 2023Musk’s Twitter is about to come crashingJust as it breaks even Elon [look at me] Musk is about to face a…
NetworkJune 2, 2023Pentagon pays Starlink for Ukraine serviceMusk will not be allowed to order Ukraine to surrender The Pentagon has announced that…
NewsMay 29, 2023Boffins come up with way of making electricity from hot airGovernments and Elon Musk will be energy self-sufficient A team of boffins have come up…
Smart DevicesMay 26, 2023Musk allowed to conduct medical experiments on humans“Evil rating” level up The US Food and Drugs Administration (FDA) has decided that despite…
NewsMay 19, 2023Most Americans “took a break” from Musk’s TwitterProbably giving up on it next year Most Americans who used Twitter took a break…
AIMay 17, 2023Elon Musk claims to have invented OpenAIJust like he did Tesla The soon to be former supreme twit Elon [look at…