Tablet market crawls sideways
The tablet market barely twitched in early 2026, leaving vendors to chase pricier slabs while…
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Italy tells Apple its privacy halo is just another moat
Rome hands out a €98.6 million reality check. Italy’s antitrust watchdog has sunk its teeth…
Job’s Mob hits speed bumps with its pricey foldable iPad
We have run out of innovation The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s grand plan to reinvent…
Apple iPad diverts an aircraft
Because it is just so well made A Lufthansa Airbus A380 flying from Los Angeles…
Apple begins mass production of M5 chip
Tame Apple Press holds its breath Fruity Cargo cult Apple has begun mass-producing its M5…
Intel did not know how to be foundry
Apple told TSMC Fruity cargo cult Apple chose to cosy up with Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing…
Apple releases urgent update for buggy software
Two zero-day holes The fruity cargo cult, Apple has stunned its user fanbase by admitting…
Apple releases new iPad Mini
Mostly a spec bump Apple, the fruity cargo cult, has just released a new iPad…
Apple tries to save sales by bringing out new models
More Macs and iPads expected Fruity cargo cult Apple plans to rescue its falling sales…
Apple Pay Later arrives
Ironically late Fruity cargo cult Apple has introduced Apple Pay Later scheme in the US,…