Musk makes Twitter a haven for scum and villainy
“General amnesty” for suspended accountsSupreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is allowing everyone who…
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How Musk uses fake “democracy” to re-install hate accounts on Twitter
You did that, I didn’tSupreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk appears to have a…
Musk starts hiring for Twitter again
Apparently the Tumbleweed which remained could not code After a few weeks of wrecking the…
Twitter’s offices close as staff tell Musk to shove it
Mass resignations could cost Musk $40 billionTwitter’s offices are shut as hundreds of employees revolted…
Musk is getting bored with Twitter
Wants someone else to be CEO After a few weeks of firing everyone, alienating advertisers…
Musk relaunches its Twitter Blue verification service
Will probably U turn on it next week Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk…
Musk fires engineer for correcting him on Twitter
“Free speech” means agreeing with me tiny human Self-proclaimed free speech advocate Elon [look at…
Twitter fires 5,500 contractors
Humans are disposable Twitter fired between 4,400 and 5,500 workers over the weekend by email. The…
Musk follows Liz Truss’s economic policy for Twitter
Warns that bankrupcy is a possibility Self-proclaimed business genius Elon [look at me] Musk is…
Musk fires two pregnant women
Beats tying them to the railway trackElon [look at me] Musk is in hot water…