Musk admits that Twitter has lost half its value since he took over
That is the sort of business genius he is Red-faced supreme twit Elon [look at…
Musk replaces press office with poop emoji
Because asking him questions is just asking for trouble Supreme twit Elon [Look at me]…
Musk outsources Twitter code
Too difficult to work out what is going on Supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk…
Meta works on decentralised, text-based social network app
Claims it will rival Twitter and Mastodon Meta is working on a standalone, text-based social network…
Musk wants to build utopia in Texas
Tire fire of the vanities Not content with destroying Twitter, CEO Elon [look at me] Musk…
Musk hits new low by slagging off employee’s disability
Public humiliation of disabled hero Icelandic disabled icon Haraldur “Halli” Thorleifsson found himself at the…
Twitter lays off more staff
Musk gets rid of the engineers who keep the company running Business genius and supreme…
Musk keeps firing Twitter staff
Soon he will be all alone in the office with his thank-you card from the…
Twitter chills and allows cannabis adverts
It doesn’t matter Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk Twitter has decided that his…
Musk flooding your Twitter feed was deliberate
Engineers worked out a way to shut their boss up Elon [look at me] Musk’s…